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CHUNKEY’S X FACTOR RECAP: BOOT CAMP CONTAINS NEITHER BOOTS NOR CAMP. DISCUSS.

Time for boot camp guys!! I am looking forward to seeing everyone run ten miles and do squat thrusts while the judges yell in their faces “THAT WAS A TERRIBLE RENDITION OF GREATEST LOVE OF ALL! GIMME TEN PUSH UPS MAGGOT!!!” Exciting stuff! For the first time I actually paid attention to the rules–162 people …

CHUNKEY’S X FACTOR RECAP: DON’T LOOK AT MY MOM OR I WILL PUNCH YOUR FACE!!!

  Finally we’ve come to the end of the long audition road. We’ve found some diamonds in the rough, but mostly we’ve found a lot of rough. So far there’s only been one contestant that truly blew me away–CANTY CAN!!! (I’m making bumper stickers and pins ya’ll!)–while the rest have been decent to good… but …

CHUNKEY’S X FACTOR RECAP: QUICK! SOMEONE SLIP PAULA SOME DRUGS! I’M HELLA BORED!

Steve Jones–aka the sexiest trucker in the world–leans out the window of a moving X Factor semi as the caravan rolls along, telling us that it’s time for more auditions. WOO! Our first stop is Chicago–famous for Kanye and JHud and R Kelly! You too can be an egomaniac that achieves massive weight loss while …

CHUNKEY’S X FACTOR RECAP: AUDITIONS MIAMI AND DALLAS. PAULA SEES DEAD PEEEOPLE!!!

Time for another night of auditions in our search for the next “superstar” and we’re on the road to Miami and Dallas. Last night we had penises flinging around with wild abandon, Siameze ‘Purple Rain-ing” all over, and inspiring former drug addicts, so tonight the producers are bringing out the big guns to try and …

CHUNKEY’S X FACTOR RECAP: AUDITIONS L.A. AND SEATTLE! TAKE YOUR WANG OUT AND WIGGLE IT AROUND! NO ONE CARES!

A long time ago, on a TV network far, far away…. EPISODE I: A NEW HOPE It is a period of reality singing competition unrest. Rebel X Factor, striking from a hidden TV studio, have won their first victory against the evil Idol Empire by virtue of being new and shiny and full of promise. …

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