Nov 13

FUN WITH SCREENCAPS: STARKURT SHIPPER EDITION.

I will be honest. While I always thought Chris Colfer was the BEST actor on Glee, I never shipped his character Kurt with anyone. Not even with Blaine. I KNOW! And though I tried to fight it for all of 5 seconds, the ship of STARKURT seems so wrong it must be right.

I SHIP IT BRO. CAN’T EVEN LIE.

So today I will have some fun ~breaking down the SCENE THAT LAUNCHED A THOUSAND STARKURT FANFICS AND A MILLION TERROR FILLED CAPSLOCK FILLED RANTS OF KLAINER SHIPPERS ON TUMBLR.

Caps from HERE.

GET READY TO SET SAIL AFTER THE CUT.

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Nov 13

IT AIN’T EASY BEING GREEN: GLUPPET EDITION

 ADAM HAS HIS OWN GLEE MUPPET. YOUR FAVE COULD ONLY DREAM OF HAVING THEIR OWN MUPPET.

GLUPPET

First the new band pic yesterday had me singing “The Rainbow Connection” and now there are NYC muppets.

SERENDIPTY.

HE IS THE MOST PERFECT GREEN MUPPET EVER MADE!

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Nov 12

GLEE AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR DREAM BAND

Here is Kurt’s band Primary Color Explosion…..or Pamela Landsbury….whatever…at a gig…in the Bahamas at a Sandals resort….in 1983…in other words….

GLEEBANDOh Glee. You so cray.

SOURCE

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Nov 11

ADAM TWIDDLES KNOBS AGAIN

Here is Adam on Ellen again! He’s looking pretty spiffy all dressed up while he fake DJ’s and he talks about Queen and how he’s talking to many labels and MAJOR PRODUCERS!!!

YAYAYAYAYAY!

Sounds like a busy guy! Know what’s he’s NOT doing though? Finding a cure for the “Adam Lambert Virus”

adamvirusFOR SHAME ADAM!!! FOR SHAME!!

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Nov 09

CHUNKEY’S GLEE RECAP: EPISODE 4 “A KATY OR A GAGA”

I’ve decided to give up the qualifier of “brief” for these recaps since, let’s face it, they are getting pretty wordy since I can’t help myself, and this episode will be ESPECIALLY wordy. Because we will finally behold the glory and wonder that is…

Though I am not even gonna front–I CANNOT take recapping the Lima/high school parts anymore. Especially for this episode since that whole plot line was especially horrible and life sucking. I will sum in up in a nice paragraph for those who might have a slight interest, though I will confess I spent most of that time either staring blankly into the abyss or flailing on my phone over Adam’s parts with my Twitter cohorts. So it may not be entirely accurate.

This episode asks the eternal question:

ARE YOU A KATY OR A GAGA?

 

And to be honest I am not sure why. It has something to do with Mr. Schue and the kids and their newest show choir enemy–Throat Explosion–which sounds disgusting, and who apparently have the show choir market cornered on that whole misfit, outcast thing, like Gaga does, and that the New Directions have lost their misfit “cred” and are now as sunny and likeable and mainstream as Katy. The kids are each given an assignment to self identify as either being one of the two pop princesses and then flip the script and perform as the opposite. The goody two shoes Marley has a painfully boring storyline about how she is a Katy who tries to be a Gaga, but just can’t muster it (and also can’t muster letting her man Puck 2.0 get into her pants) it and ends up getting suspended for NOT WEARING A SEASHELL BIKINI during her Gaga performance because Mr. Schue is on crack. And then her boyfriend cheats on her with the bitchy new cheerleader Bree. And something happens where Becky talks about not giving out “handies” to Sam for some reason. And Sam flirts more with his lady love Nurse Whatshername and in the end Sue suspends ALL of the Glee club for wearing inappropriate pop star inspired outfits and Will gets pissed even though he pretty much juuuuust did the same thing to Marley.

Do Matt and Jane just get their scripts now and go WHAT THE FUCK?

AND THAT’S WHAT YOU MISSED ON GLEE WHILE YOU WERE NAPPING IN BETWEEN NYC SCENES.

 

Now let’s get to the good stuff. And yes the episode is redeemable only because of this:

And this:

And this:

And a lot of this LOLZ:

More after the cut:

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Nov 08

ADAM IS A GLEE CHAMPION AND YOU ARE GONNA WATCH HIM SLAAAYYYY

I am going to write up my recap/thoughts & feels about last nights episode but until I get my lazy, sick ass around to doing it–hit up the official Youtube performance video of Marry The Night and Roar and enjoy the non acting scenes from a nice Vimeo uploader.

Adam Lambert – Elliott/Kurt 01 from SebastiaoMota on Vimeo.

Adam Lambert – Elliott, Rachel, Kurt, Santana & Dani from SebastiaoMota on Vimeo.

 

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Nov 07

HAPPY GLEE-MAS! SANTA RYAN BROUGHT US MANY MANY GIFTS!!

Adam started WHAT IS POSSIBLY THE BEST DAY EVER AKA GLEE-MAS* on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show to pimp his stint on Glee and generally be adorable.

*statement may be hyperbole but it was still fucking awesome

We got a TON of awesome tidbits about Starchild and some awesome comments about his collab with Avicci and his Queenbert I Heart performance, as well a game of “truth pong” (that you can see in one of the videos below) and Seacrest wasn’t at all awkward or weird or creepy!

NOT EVEN ONCE! HUZZAH! IT’S A GLEE-MAS MIRACLE!

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Adam makes Seacrest look even more Hobbit-y than usual. Also did they coordinate their outfits to stay in the same color palette? RYDAM IS REAL!
Here are some videos from Ryan’s site:

AND HERE IS SANTA RYAN BRINGING US SOME GOOD OLE RYDAM:

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RYDAM IS REAL! SUCK IT HATERS! HE WORE HIS GLASSES! IN SOME COUNTRIES THAT MEANS THEY’RE MARRIED!

He even managed to TAKE A MICROSOFT PAINT MELVIN SMILEY. He enjoys the taunting doesn’t he? I am surprised he didn’t write on this “SOON.” TROLOLOLOLOOOO

MELVSELFIE

And not to be outdone by Santa Ryan, Father Glee-mas over at EW finally pulled his head out of his arsehole and WROTE UP AN AMAZING ARTICLE about Adam!

The best, most flaily parts?

“He’s a singer and he’s looking for any way to break into the business, and he’s trying to immerse himself in everything,” says Lambert of Starchild, who will make his debut singing Lady Gaga’s “Marry the Night” while swinging from a chandelier. “That was one of my choices. I saw the set and I said, ‘Can I jump on this?’ Of course, by take 14 I was like, ‘Okay, here we go again.’

CHANDEBERT WAS HIS IDEA. AMAZING.

“It’s been a minute since I’ve picked up a script, but it was definitely like getting back on a bicycle. I’m excited to play a character and take a little departure from me and have a little fun,” gushes Lambert, adding that he hopes Glee will lead to more acting down the road. “I’ve always loved Jesus Christ Superstar. I want to do a film remake when they decide to get that going.”

ALSLSKLALASLALSKFJFLSLADDJDISLA!111

(I choose to believe he saw my dream casting post and remembered “Hey I want that role!” lol)

This pic feels oddly appropriate. LOL

As for his music, Lambert is hard at work on his third studio album—he left RCA in July but is in talks with a handful of other labels for a record that could be completed as soon as next year. He also teased the possibility of reuniting with Queen for another go-round in the States.

New music? MANY LABELS!?!?!

GUYS I CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THIS IN ONE SETTING. I MEAN IT’S LIKE WHEN YOU GET ONE OF THOSE GIANT TOBLERONE BARS AND YOU THINK “OH GOD THIS IS SO GOOD I COULD TOTALLY EAT THE WHOLE THING! IT’S REALLY NOT THAT BIG ANYWAYS!” AND YOU THINK IT’S ALL GOOD–THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE–AND THEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR STOMACH IS GOING TO EXPLODE. WELL THAT’S HOW I FEEL NOW. EXCEPT MY STOMACH IS MY HEART. AND INSTEAD OF CHOCOLATE IT’S FEELS.

I HAVE A FEELING WE ARE IN FOR EVEN MORE EPIC THINGS. EPIC, EPIC THINGS.

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Nov 05

ADAM LAMBERT LOVES BLACK WOMEN!

Adam was on Ellen today as the guest dj and was adorable and cute and sminchable and a big ole cupcake. I hope Ellen has him on again sometime to sing more personal ads. LMFAO


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Nov 04

THIS PROMO IS SO GOOD IT’S LIKE GLEE SEASON 1 GOOD!

Here is a new promo and excuse me WHILST I DO THIS:

 

AND THIS:

Now that I’ve gotten that out of my system can we talk about how AMAZING this is? The fact that Starchild is the ONLY one to audition for Kurt’s band is LOLTASTIC and isn’t it adorable how excited he is to say how he made his own audition outfit? I mean he probably went all over town looking for a bedazzler and the perfect set of goggles, and don’t even get him started on how hard it was to find a top hat last minute—AND THEN MEAN OLE KURT JUST RIPS IT TO SHREDS WITH A SCATHING REMARK??!!?

THAT BITCH.

Oh Starchild and Kurt I look forward to your rivalry. The day you two crazy kids end up tussling in a fountain, tearing at each others bejeweled shoulder padded blazers will be a fine day indeed.

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Nov 04

Glee Welcomes Adam & Science Labs Everywhere Scramble To Clone The Formula For That Voice

 

 

“What kind of lab experiment results in that voice…”-Chris Colfer on Adam

 


When you find out let us know but something tells me it’s guarded like the Coke formula or the Crabby Patty secret recipe lol. Well Adam tweeted out the vid “Glee Welcomes Adam Lambert” and it’s glorious!

 

I’ve had a few OTP’s for Adam but now it’s Adam+cashmere v-neck=UNF! I mean that’s a very stylish “theatre geek” from NYU. But then Starchild shows up and yep I’m back to Adam+top hat=UNF!

 

Then he has to go and do something even sexier which shows off those incredible legzz and I then have Adam+wooden table=Major UNF!

Omg Naya, you are me lol, ’cause I’d have to get that epicness recorded for posterity or ya know whenever I need a pick me up, I mean…

Oh but wait, then I see him wearing a trendy little henley and Adam+henley OTP is born, UNF!!

 

Ok well ummm, here’s the video with Adam saying words and being gorgeous and oh mannnn I can’t wait to see him on my tv on Thursday!! AHHHHHHHHH Enjoy!

 

Glee gifs by illuxxia

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