Dec 09

ADAM BRINGS THE PATTERNED REALNESS TO TREVOR LIVE

Adam rocked the Trevor Live event last night honoring Jane Lynch, looking like he just rolled out of a factory that makes the most stylish printed sofas I’ve ever seen. Can I get that print on like a throw pillow or a duvet cover?

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It looks like maybe it’s textured or something? Like the splotchy (for lack of a better term lol) parts are like a velvet lol. Which would be just like this old couch we had once. But that was like puke orange so…

More pics HERE

He also felt up Kathy Griffin. I am sure she was appreciative.

trevor2Here is some footage taken by @PattiHum

Oh and this also happened:

lovechunkeyAWWW HOW NICE!

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Nov 30

FUN WITH GLEE SCREEN CAPS: WHAT REALLY SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED DURING “PUPPET MASTER” EDITION.

I am not even gonna front. The last episode of Glee left MUCH to be desired. Like what the actual fuck was going on? And NYC got less than ten minutes screen time while Blaine pretty much had a singing and dancing mental breakdown?

I had to rectify this situation by taking what precious time we did have with the NYC crew and crafting an episode I would have loved to have watched, using screen caps. Enjoy.

Screencaps are from HERE.

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Nov 29

CHUNKEY’S GLEE RECAP: EPISODE 7 “PUPPETMASTER”. STARCHILD IS BACK BITCHES!

AKA THE LONG AWAITED RETURN OF STARCHILD!!! WOOT WOOT WOOT!!

AND THERE WILL BE PUPPETS!

YES YOU HEARD RIGHT! PUPPETS!

Here is all the NYC scenes thanks to devenlane:

Now I didn’t review last weeks because I got lazy and bored and the gang was visiting NYC and Billy Joel was being sung and Blaine’s ass was being kissed like it was the most magical of asses and I was all ZZZZZZZZ. Also I had to save up all my recap skillz for this week. Because Elliott “Starchild” Gilbert is back bitches and shit is about to get real! EVEN THOUGH “SHIT GETTING REAL” LASTS LESS THAN 10 MINUTES BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON THE SHOW REFUSES TO FOCUS ANY ATTENTION TO THE ONLY GOOD THING LEFT ABOUT THE DAMN SHOW.

But before that let me briefly sum up the parts no one cares about:

 

 1.) Blaine is bossy. He is bossy and thinks he knows all the answers to winning Nationals because he is a senior and his bow ties HOLD ALL THE SEKRITS OF THE UNIVERSE. The rest of glee club thinks he is a tiny, Urkel outfit wearing dictator and he needs to stop “man-strating” which is an offense to all actual menstruating women everywhere who, even in the deep throws of PMS, don’t throw as tantrum-y tantrums as Blaine throws here.

2.) Sue likes some dude who thinks SHE is a dude as well even though she has clearly visible breasts. So she goes on a crusade to become more feminine, including walking in heels (Oh hey that clompy clomp looks like me in heels! Heh.) and having an old timey Fred & Ginger song and dance number with Will to “Cheek to Cheek”.

3.) Blaine is crazy and starts hallucinating (because of some kind of choir room gas leak because ya know…SCIENCE!) that all the glee club members are puppets. All the puppets then kiss his ass, demonstrating that his psyche is totally fucked up.

4.) Puck 2.0 has some girl drama. No one gives a fuck.

5.) Ohio has ARTS AND CRAFTS classes in high school. Why was this not a thing in my school? I make a mean pipe cleaner Eiffel Tower.

6.) MAKING PUPPET BOYFRONDS IS TOTALLY NORMAL RIGHT? RIGHT!?!

7.) FISTING JOKES ABOUT YOUR PUPPET FIANCE’S BUTT IS JUST GOOD COMEDY NO?

8.) Blaine manages to have a phone argument with puppet!Kurt that I am not sure is a hallucination or real, and of course in his mind he is some kind of noble hero or something? I can’t really follow this LSD infused episode. I mean it seems like Kurt did get into an argument with him but….I DON’T EVEN KNOW MY OWN NAME ANYMORE.

9.) LIKE DO THEY WANT US TO BE CREEPED OUT BY BLAINE? TO HATE HIM? TO THINK HE IS A GIANT NARCISSIST? OR IS THIS THEIR WINK WINK HA HA TO FANS THAT ALREADY DISLIKED HIM? EITHER WAY, THIS WHOLE TAKING THE PISS OUT OF YOURSELF AND YOUR CRITICS ONLY WORKS IF THE WRITING IS GOOD AND FUNNY AND NOT TOTAL CRAP THAT MAKES EVERYONE NEED A STIFF DRINK AFTERWARDS. DON’T PAT YOURSELVES ON THE BACK TOO HARD THUR WRITERS…YOU’RE NOT THAT CLEVER TBH.

10.) Best part of the Lima side:

AND THAT’S WHAT YOU MISSED WHILE YOU WERE WAITING FOR THE NYC PARTS AND WISHING YOU WERE IN A REAL COMA NOT JUST A TURKEY COMA….

(More after the cut)

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Nov 27

READY YOUR TINHATS AND POPCORN: ADAM ON THE BIG SCREEN?

Before Adam hit the public consciousness via American Idol, he was just a lowly yet still totally awesome, stage actor singing and step touch jazz hands-ing all over the place. For the past four years though he has moved in strictly musical circles, until Glee took him back to his acting roots. Is more acting in his future though? Today we got some interesting tidbits..

FIRE UP THE RUMOR MILL!

TINHAT LEVELS RISING!!

This morning THIS article happened which was based off of this article from the UK’s Daily Mirror:

mirrorpieceINTERESTING.

Let’s break this down. And feel free to correct any mistakes.

1.) Curious that this bit of ~info would randomly come out of a UK paper. A UK paper that his UK based publicist has dealt with before, and knows contacts that have written for them in the past. (I am told that Dean Piper guy did at one time.) And that she did not deny it.

2.) It’s oddly specific. The Jungle Book? I don’t think I have ever even seen the original (Yes I know my childhood, I am depraved blah blah) so I was SHOCKED that not only is there a remake in the works but there are THREE possible remakes in the works!!

HERE are SOME articles ABOUT the situation.

By the looks of things there seem to be three scenarios. One is a remake from Disney that looks to be live action and is to be directed by John Favreau (Directed “Iron Man,” ‘Elf”), while another is Warner Bros, live action as well with the screenplay being written by the guy who did it for Harry Potter (Kloves). Though reading through these articles it seems, to me at least, that the Kloves screenplay may have never went anywhere? The last seems to be an animated one out of Bollywood. My best bets? If it’s legit, I am guessing Disney or WB. But who knows.

3.) “INUNDATED WITH OFFERS TO PLAY MOVIE ROLES”

4.) “FIESTY ACTING SKILLS”

5.) “MOVIE PRODUCERS ARE KEEN TO SIGN HIM UP FOR NEW PROJECTS”

6.) “FILM ADAPTATIONS OF MUSICALS”

LIKE MAYBE JUDAS IN JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR?!

7.) “SERIOUS ACTING ROLES”

At this point I don’t really care how legit this is, or whether it’s half true and half planted PR crap. I have found my happy place and I am never leaving.

AND A MERRY BERTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A BERTY NIGHT!

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Nov 27

PUPPET MASTER PERFORMANCES. I LAUGHED, I CRIED, I HIT THE BONG AGAIN.

This is some LOLTASTIC SHIT. I cannot. From Kurt’s amazing technicolor fantasy performance of Starchild and the Pussycats,

to the totally random puppet performace…MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN.

 

THIS EPISODE WILL BE MY MOST EPIC RECAP. I AM EXHAUSTED JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.

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Nov 25

ADAM LAMBERT. VOCAL GOD, GLEE ACTOR AND AMATEUR PUPPETEER

We have had A LOT of Glee goodies lately. Who needs Christmas when we already have Gleemas?! First we have both full versions of INTO THE GROOVE and THE FOX from this weeks episode. And we got a new still or two from the episode (I believe the source is FYeah Glee?):

 

THEN WE GOT THE BEST VIDEO EVER. WHERE ADAM AS A PUPPET IS BETTER THAN YOUR FAVE.

 (Thanks to @ScorpioBert for uploading for the non US peeps. HERE is the original TVLine source)

Not to mention we have THIS to look forward to:

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EEEEEEEE DOES THIS MEAN A DUET!?!?! EEEEEE I HOPE SO!! THERE IS ONLY ONE GIF APPROPRIATE FOR ALL OF THIS GOODNESS:

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Nov 22

ADAM….ENGAGED!!!!

Erm…Kinda.

ANN3

CONGRATS YOU CRAZY KIDS!!

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Nov 21

Adam And His Puppet-A Match Made In Heaven

 

 

We’ve got some new pics from the Puppet Master episode and oh it’s adorbs!

First, I luv what Adam is wearing. I mean, that man can wear a jacket and the color-perfect! Puppet!Adam, you’re outfit is perfect too, the hair is glorious just like it’s “master”.  This is just too cute….

Here’s a clip from the Puppet Master episode!

Bring on Thanksgiving ’cause I can’t wait to watch this episode!

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Nov 21

STARKURT LOVE TRIANGE: SORRY CHANDELIER. STRIPPER POLE HAS ENTERED THE PICTURE.

Yesterday the greatest thing in the history of greatest things happened. And this is not an exaggeration.

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OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

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PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.

As we know, per reliable spoiler site Gleek Out Brazil, Kurt and Starchild will have a duet of the song “I Believe In A Thing Called Love’ by the band The Darkness. Yesterday Adam was filming. The only logical conclusion here is that Kurt and Starchild will have their duet and that stripper poles will feature prominently, the only question is WHY?

A FEW THEORIES:

1.) Being a male stripper is on Starchild’s “artists bucket list”.

2.) He already IS a stripper, and that explains this:

3.) Kurt accompanies Starchild to his weekly Strippercize class. It’s really good for upper body strength.

4.) Starchild knows a few working girls of the pole. He sews them bedazzled boobie tassels in exchange for erotic dancing lessons.

5.) Kurt and Starchild take a tour of the local firehouse. They try on hats. They fondle the ~hoses. They see the pole. Hilarity ensues.

Whatever the reason, ONE thing is clear:

STARKURT IS REAL. STARKURT WILL BE SINGING AND FROLICKING AND SWINGING AROUND PHALLIC SHAPED OBJECTS WHILE SINGING ABOUT KISSING EVERY MINUTE EVER HOUR EVERY DAY. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

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Clearly the Glee writers have some sort of ‘Starchild swinging on things” kink and I for one am not complaining!! What else could he swing off of by the end of his tenure?

A basketball hoop?

swing1The Brooklyn Bridge?

swing2A helicopter?

swing3A baby mobile?

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STAY TUNED FOR MORE SWINGING EXCITEMENT! AND HOPEFULLY SOME OF THIS:

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Nov 16

CHUNKEY’S GLEE RECAP: EPISODE 5 “THE END OF TWERK”

I wasn’t going to recap this episode originally since it’s Lima heavy—yawn–and there is no Adam in this episode but I started doing these recaps AND DAMMIT I MAKE GOOD ON MY PROMISES. Last week the new bitchy cheerleader Bree said that the whole Katy/Gaga stuff was the “worst thing” the Glee club had ever done, but little did she know she would have to eat her words after witnessing the HORROR of this weeks plot.

Here is basically all you need to know about this week’s Lima shenanigans:

1.) Blaine likes to twerk. Well he tries to twerk, it mostly looks like a cross between him riding an imaginary penis and doing that dog butt scoot across the floor.

More after the cut..

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