Feb 27

CHUNKEY’S GLEE RECAP: EPISODE…WHAT EPISODE IS THIS? AH WHO CARES. STRIPPER POLE!

It’s been so long since I’ve done a recap I feel like someone learning to walk again after a prolonged and horribly dramatic illness. My fingers are all weak and wobbly and I am not really sure I can do it but dammit I am gonna try! Thanks again GLEE for disappearing from the airwaves for an extended period of time. But you know what they say….absence makes the heart grow fonder. It also helps me forget how much this show sucks so that when it returns I am all:

And then when I actually start watching it I am like:

Thankfully this episode was a bit better than the last few I muddled through. There was minimal screen time for the new class, minimal Blaine, and Santana got the shit smacked out of her by Rachel. All that’s missing are shoulder pads and rhinestones flying through the air amirite?

Oh and Artie and Tina had some fight about being Valedictorian or getting a solo or something like that and Tina pushed him over in his wheelchair. It was totes shocking and dramatic and since I cannot find a gif of that moment have one of turtles reenacting it for your pleasure:

Overall it was a very violent episode. Except for ONE storyline that was all puppies and rainbows and kittens and fuzzy wuzzy ducklings all lined up in a row…..

STARKURT BITCHES! IT’S BACK!!!!!!! LET’S DELVE INTO THE ONLY PART OF THE SHOW WE CARE ABOUT AFTER THE CUT!!

“DEEEEEEERRRRPPPPPPP.”

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Feb 22

It’s A Smorgasbord Of Gorgeous Adam Post

Considering Adam’s been recording in Sweden, I thought the title somehow applied. We’ve also been served some gorgeous goodies lately-unf! So grab your plate, no not that little salad one the big dinner one, and lets feast!

Appetizer Monday: Rupaul’s Drag Race on Logo 9/8c and also on their fb page to watch now

Seriously, that look….unf!

You so are Adam…

 

Main Course Glee: Tuesday on Fox 8/7c

We got a BTS video of the upcoming episode “Frenemies” and oh man I can’t wait. We got a little sneak peak into the guitar store where Adam & Chris will sing “I Believe In A Thing Called Love”.

Adam unfortunately does not give the stripper pole a try but he does swing/hang off of something lol.

But we don’t just see Elliot and Kurt rocking out, we also get this….

How adorable is this….

And then this happened….

Although I’m sure there are some in the Glee fandom who reacted this way….

I’m not gonna go there lol, so here’s the video, enjoy!

Dessert with Shades of Elvis Book: Now available for purchase

 

OMG how hot is here wearing these sunglasses that once belonged to Elvis?!! Those glasses have been waiting for a face as gorgeous as his to wear them-it gets lonely in that glass case holder ya know. Here is the latest promo vid to go with the book.

These last couple of days have been bert intensive considering how quiet it has been…

 

I think so, but I know this is just the beginning and Era 3 hasn’t even actually started ye,t so dang, I better start getting in shape lol.

 

 

 

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Feb 19

A TINY CRACK IN THE ERA 3 MUSICAL DAM

Adam has been locked down tight on all matters concerning his third studio album. What label will it be on? What genre of music will he explore? Who is he making music with? Will Melvin come along for the ride? So many secrets he is guarding this era….but today there was a tiny little crack in the ADAM ERA 3 DAM OF AWESOMENESS.

These IG videos popped up on social media before a dumb fan got them deleted.

 

OMG THIS IS THE MOST MUSIC RELATED INFO WE HAVE GOTTEN IN AGES!

Let’s analyze these shall we? What is he saying in the first video:

A) “More ammo”

B.) ‘More and more”

C.) “Mo, mo, mo” (aka in the Billy Idol style of enunciation)

D.) “Love ammo” (coincidentally my favorite option. Because who doesn’t like the idea of love ammo? Whatever the fuck that is.)

And what about the second video? Why does he want us to “spread it”? What exactly is ~it?

A.) I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter on a piece of crusty bread

B.) Suntan lotion. SPF 100. He’s very fair skinned.

C.) He gambles a lot on sports and was talking to his bookie.

D.) I AM NOT EVEN GONNA GO THERE YOU PERVERTS!

STAY TUNED!!!!!!!!

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Feb 19

Adam Mentors on American Idol AKA Randy’s A Star Is Crafted Workshop

 

 

Last night Adam made an appearance on Idol as a mentor, along with Chris Daughtry, for Randy’s workshop. I guess it’s suppose to help prep contestants for what is ahead for them on the show, career… I’ll be up front, I don’t watch the show or care about the contestants, I’m watching to oogle Adam and see him be his sweet, smart, funny self. So if google has dropped you here thinking you’ll read some analysis on your fave you should go

 

Ok now we can get down to the good stuff, Adam’s mentoring segments

 Yeah, I’m feeling it too, mmhmmm. Basically he did what he does best-gives good honest advice & compliments them when he sees what he likes. Of course we got some smiley face and rock out tongue lol.

Adam gives his all into these critiques lol

 He also just talked giving his opinion and looking all gorgeous and saying words

Well here is a vid of just Adam’s mentoring parts (I know where you went there-eyes up here thank you).

 

Enjoy!

 

AI gifs from lilybop.smugmug.com

 

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Jan 08

Tired Of The Arctic Vortex-Warm Yourself With These Happy Adam Tweets

If you’ve been lucky enough to escape this cold blast, I’m jealous, but still come on over and gather around these warm, happy, positive tweets. While some celebs were sunning themselves in Mexico, Adam was in NYC doing what we can only speculate on as he didn’t really tweet much about it. However, when he returned to LA, we got these “clues”/tweets.

First we had a call to arms so to speak:

 

Don’t worry Adam…

 

Then came this question:

No worries…

Then we got this retrospective one:

 

And his “office” sounds like a really fun place & yeah I wouldn’t mind working there myself lol.

How happy is he, seriously he’s about to bust! This is me just reading that tweet

Of course when you’re feeling all happy and have lots to be grateful for, you go buy yourself something nice.

 

 Good choice Adam!

 

I am so excited for 2014! He’s obviously got some big stuff planned-more than just new music-and I can’t wait! No really…

 

But that’s what us fans do best lol! In the meantime, I’ll just wrap myself up in all this good berting and warm fuzzies I’m feeling, oh yeah!

 

 

 

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Jan 01

ADAM USHERS IN 2014 WITH THE OKIES

WELCOME TO 2014! AKA THE YEAR OF TOTAL ADAM DOMINATION!!

Last night Adam had a New Years eve concert at Winstar casino in Oklahoma:

“So Carrie Underwood is from here eh? That’s…something.”

He also…did some extreme squats? Well 2014 IS all about strong hamstrings and glutes!

“Down….count to ten….pulse pulse…feel the burn..”

(Pics from @eugenia_vlasova)

And was just generally sassy….

“GTFO mic stand! It’s 2014 and you are soooo 2013! Sashay away!”

He performed the same set he’s been doing but also pulled out a cover of an old Jimi Hendrix song I’ve personally never heard of.

We also got this interesting bit of second hand info to chew on. Not sure if this merch vendor is assuming or means Queenbert or what. Just….interesting!

winstar1 winstar2*TINHAT*

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Dec 30

THE 2013 YEAR IN REVIEW: THE CHUNKEY AWARDS FOR EXCELLENCE EDITION

2013 was a hell of a busy time for Adam Lambert considering he was between albums and wasn’t touring extensively. So many great things happened this year, and on the eve of 2014 let’s relive these moments and hand out some awards for the TOP 50 MOMENTS OF EXCELLENCE IN 2013! Here’s a spoiler alert: Adam totally cleans up!

Chunkeyaward.Excellence after the cut!

(make sure to click the links in each entry to see the original posts with more thingses if you are so inclined)

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Dec 29

ADAM ATTENDS THE BRITNEY VEGAS PREMIERE

Adam as well as Katy Perry and Selena Gomez and a bevy of other celebs attended the Vegas premiere of Britney Spears’ residency.

LOVING this new lighter haired, suit wearing, scruff rockin look. I’ve never been a giant facial hair fan but suddenly everything is clicking. Maybe its the new softer color? Maybe I like it when Melvin is fuller and less ~sculpted? Not sure. All I know is I like!

ADAMVEGASThe scruff  with the earring there is a classier, updated 2013 George Michael lewk.

adamvegas2WERK!

His publicist also tweeted this with the caption “Now and Then”:

thennowAnd by the responses it looks like ALL the boys want Adam to be their “father figure”:

like1 like2 like3What does Brit think?

Um. Ok then.

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Dec 18

ADAM THE WIZARD GRADUATE AND HIS SAD ROAD MANAGER

TODAY ADAM GRADUATED HOGWARTS! HE IS A REAL WIZARD!

CHINAWIZARDOr perhaps he won two awards–best international male and a fan fave ward–at a Chinese awards show. You can watch him win HERE.

He attended the awards with his handler/road manager Rob. Why so sad Rob? Why so side eye-ish Adam? What oh what could be happening here?

LET’S PLAY A FUN ROUND OF BUZZKILL ROB THE SAD ROAD MANAGER.

 

LOLROB“Since we’re in China these seats probably contain an abnormal amount of lead and were made by labor camps.”

LOLROB“I really miss the trans fat in fast food fries. It’s just not the same.”

LOLROB“I saw this documentary about antibiotic resistant super bacteria the other day…’

LOLROB“And then I noticed the mole on my upper thigh has irregular borders…”

LOLROB“I wanted to like Breaking Bad, but it just glorified the sad meth epidemic this country is facing.”

LOLROB*sigh* “…..blood diamonds……” *sigh*

LOLROB“I used to like Sarah McLachlan but now all I can think about are those poor abused dogs. Why won’t anyone love them?”

LOLROB“Bernie Madoff just ripped all of those people off. All their money…gone. Down the toilet.”

LOLROB“And then Carrie Underwood started to sing My Favorite Things and I put the barrel of the gun to my lips…”

AWWW POOR ROB! SO SAD! CHEER UP BRO!

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Dec 17

CHUNKEY RESPONDS TO THE INTERVIEW FROM THE HEADS OF RCA: AKA FUCKTARD CENTRAL

The two numb skulls that run RCA gave an illuminating interview. Notice how they continually pat themselves on the back over the success of acts that are already well established and or would sell well even if we were in the middle of a fucking zombie apocalypse. That’s the equivalent of patting yourselves on the back because WATER IS WET.

But where are all the super successful new acts? Acts you nurtured and developed who finally broke through?

That’s right. That takes time and effort and MONEY and working radio and that’s too hard.

(Nope. Not bitter at all why do you ask?)

ENJOY THIS INTERVIEW. YOU KNOW I DID!

It’s the end of the second full year of running the label. I thought you could both say a little bit about what has been key to your success so far.
Peter: I always feel great records are the basis of any great company. Tom and I have witnessed it over the many years we’ve worked together. It’s more than 10 years, as a matter of fact.

Tom: We’re not gonna tell you how many more, though. More than 10 and less than 100.

Peter: Great records are definitely the core of it, and I think we have a great team that’s come together across what came out of J Records and the older RCA format and Jive Records, and just new signings, like Miley and A$AP and breaking through with Miguel. Those things are really hard to do, candidly.

Tom: And teamwork. Peter and I set the example for teamwork with our relationship and partnership. Everybody’s rowing in the same direction, and when you have the right music and you apply a creative marketing approach, it really sets you apart from your competition.

That brings me to my next question, which is about that magic formula of your partnership.

Peter: There’s a trust that comes out of knowing each other so long and being in several different work situations together—from the fact that we know what we’re doing together.

Tom: We feel that trust and understanding really [permeates] the whole company. Because of that, there’s a ceiling above RCA that’s different than our competitors. You get a different vibe when you come in here. There’s collaboration and openness. And this isn’t just us saying this—we’ve gotten this feedback from every corner of the business. Of course, you always focus on your core assets, which is mainly to never lose sight of the fact that it all starts and ends with great music and great artists.

Peter: We’re still very hungry. We still have a lot to prove.

Tom: We feel like we’ve just reached a point where we can really get down to what we want to do.

Let’s talk about the roster that was part of your “inheritance” as you came in.
Peter: Well, there’s just an amazing selection of artists. P!nk, Justin, Alicia Keys, Usher, Chris Brown, Britney Spears, it goes on. Great roster.

Tom: It could be the best superstar roster in the business. It was a blessing, but also a responsibility. These are major artists and major brands and they’re fully functioning. They’ve got great teams around them. We were sort of pleasantly awestruck by this. But then it was time to get to work, and we worked super hard—building and forging relationships and extending contractual relationships and making sure there was a real avenue of communication through every level of the company.

With Justin Timberlake’s albums both debuting at #1, I wondered if you could kind of give a little retrospective on the campaign and the year he’s had.
Peter: It’s been one hell of a year. He has the best-selling album of the year, the biggest tour of the year and, with “Mirrors,” one of the songs of the year. We were thrilled to be in a position to roll out a campaign like that.

YES YOU ASSHAT BECAUSE HIS 5 MILLION CORPORATE SPONSORSHIPS PROVIDED ALL THE MONEY. YOU DIDN’T DO SHIT. PLUS HE COULD HAVE RELEASED AN ALBUM OF FART SOUNDS AND SOLD TEN MILLION ALBUMS.

Tom: It was a great partnership with [JT manager] Johnny [Wright], Justin, [publicist] Sonia [Muckle] and the team. It’s been very organic—Justin is in the center of his campaign. He’s owns it. Not to mention that he’s an incredible superstar delivering great music and working hard, and he’s got a great management team and a great record company behind him.

Even with a superstar, there’s some risk in putting out two full-length albums of new material in the same year.
Tom: They’re not different albums; it’s a double album. That’s another concept that people are still grasping right now, and here’s a guy who’s doubling down on his concept. And he’s not done. He’s talking about follow-up singles and maybe going back to the first part of the project. We’re gonna be in the Justin business for a lot longer. There are no rules here.

IT’S SO AMAZING HOW YOU MANAGED NOT TO FUCK UP A SURE THING. PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK SOME MORE.

Let’s get to Miley. Tell me a little bit about the signing process.
Peter: Bruce Flohr actually brought Miley to us – he manages Dave Matthews. It was clear from those first meetings that she was a big personality who had fully transformed herself from the Hannah Montana character that people knew her for, and she was now a young woman who had reimaged herself. She had the punky white hair and had plenty to say about how she wanted to be moving forward. A lot of what you see with Miley is what you’ll get.

What we helped with was crafting and introducing people musically and making that whole vision come to life. The whole company was involved: Doug Morris, who was very key in closing the deal; Tom, myself, Rani Hancock—who worked really closely with Miley on a day-to-day A&R basis—and Mike Will, who was a really key character in building the Bangerz album with Miley. She already had “Wrecking Ball” coming in.

DIDN’T SHE PRETTY MUCH MAKE HER ALBUM ON HER OWN AN THEN SHOP IT TO LABELS? YOU PROBABLY ONCE AGAIN DIDN’T DO SHIT.

Tom: Only two labels really threw down; the rest of them chickened out. I want to give Peter and the A&R team full credit, because they understood what the potential was. She had a big, big mold to break out of. She showed everybody that she’s a real talent and can sing, she got a great album together, which is selling like hotcakes everywhere around the world, and she went out and backed it up with stunning creative. We went for it and it’s really working. She is another act who is at the center of her campaign. A lot of this comes from her. It’s all her vision that we’re helping to realize.

OH HOW NICE YOU ARE WILLING TO REALIZE SOMEONE’S VISION WITHOUT THRUSTING SOMEONE ELSE’S CAST OFF SONGS ON THEM.

You’ve had a lot of success with producer/writers like Dr. Luke and Max Martin, among others. Who else have you signed who performs that function?
Peter: Mikky Ekko is one. Obviously he’s had one of the biggest hits of the year, which he wrote, produced and sang with Rihanna, and he’s got an amazing album coming out at the top of next year. Sia’s another; she’s clearly one of the songwriters of the year, if not the last couple of years. She’s phenomenal and her album is outstanding. Mike Posner is great. He wrote [Labrinth’s] “Beneath Your Beautiful,” which is one of the biggest international hits of the year.

DR. LUKE. DR. LUUUUUUUUUUUKE.

Tom: Don’t forget about R. Kelly, and Miguel—his new album is great and he’s very focused. We shouldn’t overlook Chris Brown. He’s such a talent.

Peter: Kid Ink is a new rapper we signed out of L.A. We have a record he did with Chris Brown that’s going to be a #1. It’s called “Show Me.” It’s a smash.

To read the rest of this DOUCHEBAG INTERVIEW OF DOUCHEBAGGERY CLICK HERE.

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