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SEASON 10


CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: FORGET THE KIDS…THIS IS *MY* NOW!! I’M FREEEEEEE!

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP TWO PERFORM. IT’S THE FINAL HOE DOWN!!

MY FINALE RESULTS RECAP WILL BE UP SOMETIME MONDAY! SORRY FOR THE DELAY BUT 2 HRS YO UGH.

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 4 RESULTS. GOODBYE JAMES. YOU HURT MY EARS BUT AT LEAST YOU CAN AFFORD DIAPERS NOW!

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 4 PERFORM. EVERYONE LOVES JESUS AND THE USA AND IS AMAZING….EXCEPT HALEY.

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 5 RESULTS. WELCOME TO THE JLO PROMO HOUR. NOW WITH EXTRA GLOW!

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 5 PERFORM. WHO CARES IF YOU SOUND LIKE SHIT IF YOU’RE IN IT TO WIN IT!!

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 6 RESULTS. CASEY HAS A TINY HOLE. REPEAT. CASEY HAS A TINY HOLE. THAT IS ALL.

 

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 6 PERFORM. WHY ISN’T THIS SHOW AN HOUR YET? SON OF A BITCH!!!!

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 7 RESULTS. DAVID COOK IS STILL ALIVE AND KATY PERRY GETS PROBED BY ALIENS!

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 7 PERFORM. RANDY FINALLY DECIDES TO DO HIS JOB FOR ONCE. WOW. I AM ASTONISHED!

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 8 RESULTS. *SPOILER ALERT* R.I.P BEDAZZLED ROSE SUITS. WE HARDLY KNEW YE’.

 

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 8 PERFORM. THRILL AS RANDY NAME DROPS EVERY MUSICIAN THAT EVER LIVED!

 

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 9 RESULTS. IT’S A WILD ONE. A REAL WILD ONE.

     

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 9 PERFORM. ROCK AND ROLL FANTASY? TRY ROCK AND ROLL NIGHTMARE.

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 11 RESULTS. AGAIN. DOUBLE THE GROUP NUMBERS, DOUBLE THE…..FUN?

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 11 PERFORM. AGAIN. HOLD ME CLOSER TINY DANCER. THIS IS GONNA SUCK AND I AM SCARED.

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 11 RESULTS. LET’S HOSPITALIZE CASEY AGAIN!!! THIRD TIME IS A CHARM!

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 11 PERFORM. RANDOM CELEB AUDIENCE SIGHTINGS AHOY!

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 12 RESULTS. RYAN THROWS AROUND THE WORD “SUPERSTAR” LOOSELY DOESN’T HE?

 

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 12 PERFORM. THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE SUCKS AND I BLATANTLY USE ADAM LAMBERT FOR HITS.

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 13 RESULTS. I’M IN THE AFTERMATH OF LEARNING HOW TO DOUGIE.

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 13 PERFORMANCE NIGHT. EVERYONE STILL SAFELY INSIDE THEIR MUSICAL BOX? CHECK! CHUNKEY BORED? CHECK!

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: THE TOP 13 ARE CHOSEN AND JLO SHOWS US HOW TERRIBLE MUSIC CAN REALLY BE.

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 12 GIRLS. TONIGHT WE FINALLY LEARN RYAN’S STRIPPER NAME!

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: TOP 12 BOYS. TWELVE, THIRTEEN, FOURTEEN HAIR FLIPS! AH, AH AH!

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP. WE’RE STILL BUILDING THE TOP 24? WELL FUCK ME.

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP. BUILDING THE TOP 24: THE BEATLES. THEY’RE A BAND RIGHT?

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: HOLLYWOOD WEEK SOLO NIGHT. IT’S MY PEROGATIVE TO SING GEORGIA WITH A GIANT BASS IF I WANT TOO!

 

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: HOLLYWOOD GROUP ROUND. THEY MADE CHUBBY BIEBER CRY! SOMEONE HOLD MY WEAVE!

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: HOLLYWOOD WEEK. I HAVE NO SNAZZY TITLE BECAUSE LITERALLY NOTHING OF INTEREST HAPPENED.

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: AUDITIONS SAN FRANSISCO. WE JUST BLEW OUR SOB STORY WAD. WAS IT AS GOOD FOR YOU?

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: AUDITIONS LA. WE HAVE MILLIONS, NO BUNCHES, OF AUDITIONERS! MAYBE EVEN CHAKA KHAN!

 

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: AUDITIONS AUSTIN. SAVE A HORSE, RIDE JOHN WAYNE!

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: NASHVILLE AUDITIONS. COUNTRY STEREOTYPES, LOVE TRIANGLES AND RANDY IS THE VOICE OF REASON. HOLD ONTO YER COWBOY HATS YA’LL!

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: AUDITIONS MILWAUKEE. THERE WILL BE GOKEY. OH YES.

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP: AUDITIONS NEW ORLEANS. THE BIG EASY. WHERE HOMOEROTICISM RUNS WILD!

CHUNKEY’S IDOL RECAP SEASON 10: AUDITIONS NEW JERSEY. IF YOU’RE NOT 16 THEN GTFO!

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