Category Archive: What The Actual F**K?!?

Dec 30

THE 2013 YEAR IN REVIEW: THE CHUNKEY AWARDS FOR EXCELLENCE EDITION

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2013 was a hell of a busy time for Adam Lambert considering he was between albums and wasn’t touring extensively. So many great things happened this year, and on the eve of 2014 let’s relive these moments and hand out some awards for the TOP 50 MOMENTS OF EXCELLENCE IN 2013! Here’s a spoiler alert: …

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Nov 12

GLEE AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR DREAM BAND

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Here is Kurt’s band “Primary Color Explosion“…..or Pamela Landsbury….whatever…at a gig…in the Bahamas at a Sandals resort….in 1983…in other words…. Oh Glee. You so cray. SOURCE

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Jul 30

CRAYKEN AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR DREAM FAIL

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So this is from the poster for Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat that Clay Aiken is doing at some gymnasium or community rec center or something in Podunk, USA. It was passed onto me through twitter and before that it came from the portal of hell most likely. Normally I do not cover …

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Jul 04

An Introduction To Queen 101

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There’s been some concern in comments over Adam’s one crotch grab during Fat Bottom Girls, and that Brian, Roger, and their conservative fan base may be bothered by it (I had trouble typing that sentence because I was laughing.) So we here at the home planet thought we might post some pics and vids to …

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May 29

YOU AND ME BABY AIN’T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS….

So let’s have Adam Lambert call our radio station and listen to animals doing it like on the Discovery channel. Yeeeah. Listen to this totally pointless yet lol-tastic interview of Adam calling into an Australian station and basically playing a game of “Guess what animals are banging”. Yep, I bet he was suuuper glad he …

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May 25

Get your Taydam tinhats out!

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So while HH has been “schooling” us on the meanings behind his songs (aka sending OG Glamberts Runnin’ for their Urban Dictionaries), the lovely and talented (in a ‘I-can-do-two-backflips-in-a-row’ kinda way) Taylor Green has been tweeting what seem to be lyrics to “Take Back“: [blackbirdpie url="http://twitter.com/adamlambert/status/206044393352855553"] [blackbirdpie url="http://twitter.com/#!/TaylorG90/status/205388078485995520"] [blackbirdpie url="http://twitter.com/#!/TaylorG90/status/205991687447777281"] We used to be a …

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May 12

YOUR DAILY DOSE OF SUPER CRAY

Enjoy the fact that THIS WOMAN gets every right to marry while lovely (and non mentally ill) gays and lesbians can’t. I’d be angrier at the injustice if it wasn’t all so insanely cray that it’s hilarious.

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Dec 11

Neil gets an In-N-Out burger

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After last night’s debate, on Neil’s ustream, he recounted the story of him and his car being attacked while he was trying to get a burger. He’s posted the story on his blog. Here are a couple of screen shots from the chat; that’s Cam hiding behind her hair, LOL, and Liz Feldman, a comedian …

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Dec 01

DURBIN’S MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE LAWYERS TO THE YARD.

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 The following events in this post transpired this afternoon. Be warned: The events are SHOCKING and any impressionable youngsters or people with a queasy stomach should leave this blog immediately!! Philadelphia’s MIX 106.1 posted this snippet of an OBVIOUSLY FAKE interview with James Durbin where he says Adam Lambert has a bad haircut . It …

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Nov 21

OMGFGNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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Someone found this on ebay. No words….no words. ntroducing the one and only ” Dominating Adam ” ready to dominate, mesmerize and entertain you with the most awesome performance of your life. He’s ready to take over the stage charm you with his voice and bedazzel you with the most memorable light show you’ve ever …

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