Category Archive: UGH

Dec 17

CHUNKEY RESPONDS TO THE INTERVIEW FROM THE HEADS OF RCA: AKA FUCKTARD CENTRAL

The two numb skulls that run RCA gave an illuminating interview. Notice how they continually pat themselves on the back over the success of acts that are already well established and or would sell well even if we were in the middle of a fucking zombie apocalypse. That’s the equivalent of patting yourselves on the …

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Apr 23

BITS N PIECES

A lot has happened since I was temporarily out of service yesterday–INSOMNIA CAN BE A BITCH–but I’m more rested and awake today so let’s have some goodies. First Adam was adorable while taping Chinese Idol in his Miami matching prints and hair that defies gravity: OH LOOK DOESN’T HE LOOK EVER SO NATURAL STANDING THUR …

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May 25

Get your Taydam tinhats out!

So while HH has been “schooling” us on the meanings behind his songs (aka sending OG Glamberts Runnin’ for their Urban Dictionaries), the lovely and talented (in a ‘I-can-do-two-backflips-in-a-row’ kinda way) Taylor Green has been tweeting what seem to be lyrics to “Take Back“: [blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/adamlambert/status/206044393352855553″] [blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/#!/TaylorG90/status/205388078485995520″] [blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/#!/TaylorG90/status/205991687447777281”] We used to be a …

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Mar 28

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH EXCLAMATION POINTS FOR THE FEELINGS I AM FEELING!!!11

First…sit down. Second….take a look at this: Ah, isn’t that nice? Isn’t that ~calming? Look at those awesome stripes! Don’t they fill you with warm fuzzies? Those lips…aren’t they all duck like and wonderful? And that hair! Amazing! Fluffy and soft. Emo-adjacent! Isn’t everything feeling right with the world? Don’t you feel all happy and …

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Feb 06

OH HELL NAW! THE FWINK IS GONNA KICK SOME SHADOW ASS!

I just saw this tweet and had to bring it here because it TOTALLY explains how Adam got the flu! His shadow is a hussy!!! Oh and it’s also a nice example of how some people are gonna see what they wanna see no matter what LOL. If things like facts and reality don’t fit …

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Feb 05

LANA DEL TACO SNL PARODY

Kristen Wig makes a pretty good Lana but overall the sketch wasn’t that funny. I kinda felt more like SNL was acting a little passive aggressive here, standing up for their TERRIBLE CHOICE of having this chick be a musical guest instead of owning up to the fact that she totally sucked. Ok, well they …

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Nov 03

DURBIN PERFORMS ON VH1 MORNING SHOW: DEPOSIT YOUR NEGATIVE COMMENTS HERE! WE WON’T DELETE!

So today THE REVIVALIST AND AMBASSADOR OF ROCK brought metal back (Where was it? Did the neighbor have it? He never returns anything!! Gah!) on a VH1 morning show and flat our ROCKED THE WORLDS of too loud for the morning blonde girl and ambiguously gay man in the red head band man. Get More: …

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Oct 06

NONONONONO AND YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!

So Adam is totes pissed about the Bastard Album Part 2: Electric Terrible Cover-aloo… SRSLY? That FONT! *remembers the wank on the FYE font fondly! And so he vents on Twitter.. [blackbirdpie id=”122076128121860096″] [blackbirdpie id=”122076378731511810″] But then he drops this to distract us! [blackbirdpie id=”122079665094537216″] OMG YAYAYAYAAY!

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Sep 12

NEW ADAM SINGLE!!

So I am home sick and I saw that Adam tweeted that we will maybe, sorta, almost, kinda, fingers crossed get a single in October.. while the new album will drop in…in.. EARLY 2012. WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK!?!?!?! THIS MEANS WE ONLY GET LITTLE UNDER A YEAR TO ENJOY IT BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS!! FUCK YOU …

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Jul 05

INNOCENT?!?! WHAT? WHAT?

Today..  was found NOT GUILTY of all major counts. And so in my rage I have formed the FLORIDA MUST BE STOPPED coalition. Together we can fight the injustices and atrocities that Florida has thrust upon us. First Dubya and now this. I will be drafting up a petition soon to cut Florida off in …

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