Category Archive: TROLLING TROLLERS WHO TROLL

Dec 17

CHUNKEY RESPONDS TO THE INTERVIEW FROM THE HEADS OF RCA: AKA FUCKTARD CENTRAL

The two numb skulls that run RCA gave an illuminating interview. Notice how they continually pat themselves on the back over the success of acts that are already well established and or would sell well even if we were in the middle of a fucking zombie apocalypse. That’s the equivalent of patting yourselves on the …

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Nov 07

HAPPY GLEE-MAS! SANTA RYAN BROUGHT US MANY MANY GIFTS!!

Adam started WHAT IS POSSIBLY THE BEST DAY EVER AKA GLEE-MAS* on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show to pimp his stint on Glee and generally be adorable. *statement may be hyperbole but it was still fucking awesome We got a TON of awesome tidbits about Starchild and some awesome comments about his collab with Avicci and …

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Apr 23

BITS N PIECES

A lot has happened since I was temporarily out of service yesterday–INSOMNIA CAN BE A BITCH–but I’m more rested and awake today so let’s have some goodies. First Adam was adorable while taping Chinese Idol in his Miami matching prints and hair that defies gravity: OH LOOK DOESN’T HE LOOK EVER SO NATURAL STANDING THUR …

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Nov 29

THE MELVIN RETURNS…AND OTHER IMPORTANT THINGS.

Well it’s not really so much a melvin as it is the MASTACHE. Melvins are unnaturally dark and scary and sculpted within an inch of their lives like one of Edward Scissorhands hairdo’s….this is more free flowing and subtle and GOSH DARNIT I LIKE IT. It’s George Michael-esque from his Faith era. WELL I GUESS …

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Jul 04

An Introduction To Queen 101

There’s been some concern in comments over Adam’s one crotch grab during Fat Bottom Girls, and that Brian, Roger, and their conservative fan base may be bothered by it (I had trouble typing that sentence because I was laughing.) So we here at the home planet thought we might post some pics and vids to …

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Jun 29

The Day the Love Died

We are sad to announce that the contract negotiations glorious union  of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes has come to an end.   The starlets of the CW have been alerted that auditions will start after the 4th of July holiday. We are breathlessly awaiting comment from Suri’s Burn Book ETA: Katie Holmes was last …

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Mar 03

I LOVE THE SMELL OF BUTTHURT IN THE MORNING

This is the article from NME (CREDIT TO @JustSophh for the scans) in which a man named Hamish MacBain pontificates like the arse he is about how Queen is pissing away their legacy by–GASP!–singing with someone else and complains about other shit that just makes him come across like a whiney music snob living in …

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Oct 19

ALL BOW TO THE RETURN OF METAL!! A TOTALLY UNBIASED MUSICAL REVIEW.

DURBIN’S OPUS OF METAL-OCITY HAS BESTOWED ITSELF UPON US AT LAST. HANDED DOWN FROM THE GODS OF METAL THEMSELVES IT IS SURE TO MELT EAR DRUMS AND SEAR FLESH WITH IT’S SHEER AWESOMENESS!! REJOICE! HUZZAH! RAMA-LAMA-DING DONG!! I have read some reviews (Well, okay maybe only this ONE.) and I don’t think anyone has come …

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Oct 14

GIVE METAL A HALF ASSED CHANCE!!

Let’s take a brief respite from Monte-gate (AKA the fandom is eating themselves now because we are so God damn bored) and leave that shit to Twitter and other forums–where it’s currently being documented for future generations to study when the quaint old notion of “fandom” is brought up by their decaying elders–to focus our …

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Oct 10

FAKEYONCE?!!

Is Beyonce faking her pregnancy? Or is she wearing a prosthetic belly made by Mrs. Doubtfire’s gay makeup artist brother to accentuate her maternal state for optimal career boosting affect? Bad angle? Photoshop fuckery? THE BABY IS ESCAPING BECAUSE IT DOESN’T WANT TO BE DRESSED IN BABY HOUSE OF DEREON CLOTHING!?!? Who knows…but it’s it’s …

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