Category Archive: Too Many Haoles

Oct 11

The SPN Final Not-Really-A-Recap Party Post: Love Fell Down or The Revelations of Don

  COME ON IN, MY FRIENDS….

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Jul 11

Blond!Dean welcomes to you to Season Hope-It-Won’t-Suck-As-Bad

AKA the Eradication of the Dead Squirrel on Jensen Ackles’ Face™ From director Guy Bee,

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May 23

Supernatural 8.23: Well played, my arch nemesis. Well played.

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May 08

Supernatural 8.21: Canon is what you make of it, my friends

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Apr 30

Supernatural 8.20: The Red-Headed Calm Before the Storm

I think we found the theme of the season:

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Apr 09

WITH ALL THE BODY OIL I’M SURPRISED HE DIDN’T SLIDE RIGHT OFF

Looks like Sauli has been busy. Doing…..something. I’m not sure. Apparently he was in Vegas–I am going to assume for that TV show thing he’s filming–and encountered this half dressed lot of meatheads. But the cheesy shirtless dudes aren’t what really amuses me….it’s the ONE shirtless dude. OMG IT’S SEACREST!! SEACREST WHAT DO YOU HAVE …

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Apr 04

Supernatural 8.19: LOL CANON

Lets do this.

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Apr 02

Supernatural 8.18: The Super-Doo Gang and the Sledgehammered Tale of the Woobie Vamps

You guys know I will go to any lengths to insert Adam Glass’ Greatest Creation Pedo Dog (Mr. Fizzles is like “Whatchu talkin’ bout, JC??”) into a recap of one of his gloriously mediocre episodes. You know, some of my best work has come from a Glass episode. Hell, The Legend of Don was borne …

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Mar 25

Supernatural 8.17: The Rufus and Victor show in my mind gets its female lead

I have discovered the key to enjoying SPN season 8:

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Mar 22

LORD OF THE COCKRINGS: RETURN OF THE BERTLANDIAN KING

YEAH. GET ON MAKING MY TITLE A FILM PETER JACKSON. IT WOULD TOTALLY SLAY THE BOX OFFICE. Here Mr. Jackson. I’ll give you the gist of the plot and you can start story boarding and scouting New Zealand locations mmkay?Once upon a time in a land far, far away called San Diego there was a …

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