Category Archive: TO CHUNKEY WITH CAPSLOCK

Apr 07

LET’S TINHAT: NILE’S BLOG EDITION

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Now I don’t know if any of you all caught this, and my apologies if you did, but @baking4fun and her eagle eyes spotted something very interesting in Nile’s blog today and passed it along. First there is this passage: He’s starting his own music festival eh? Interesting. Busy guy. Then there is this on …

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Dec 30

THE 2013 YEAR IN REVIEW: THE CHUNKEY AWARDS FOR EXCELLENCE EDITION

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2013 was a hell of a busy time for Adam Lambert considering he was between albums and wasn’t touring extensively. So many great things happened this year, and on the eve of 2014 let’s relive these moments and hand out some awards for the TOP 50 MOMENTS OF EXCELLENCE IN 2013! Here’s a spoiler alert: …

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Dec 17

CHUNKEY RESPONDS TO THE INTERVIEW FROM THE HEADS OF RCA: AKA FUCKTARD CENTRAL

The two numb skulls that run RCA gave an illuminating interview. Notice how they continually pat themselves on the back over the success of acts that are already well established and or would sell well even if we were in the middle of a fucking zombie apocalypse. That’s the equivalent of patting yourselves on the …

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Nov 13

FUN WITH SCREENCAPS: STARKURT SHIPPER EDITION.

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I will be honest. While I always thought Chris Colfer was the BEST actor on Glee, I never shipped his character Kurt with anyone. Not even with Blaine. I KNOW! And though I tried to fight it for all of 5 seconds, the ship of STARKURT seems so wrong it must be right. I SHIP …

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Jul 30

CRAYKEN AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR DREAM FAIL

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So this is from the poster for Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat that Clay Aiken is doing at some gymnasium or community rec center or something in Podunk, USA. It was passed onto me through twitter and before that it came from the portal of hell most likely. Normally I do not cover …

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May 19

ADAM ON CHINESE IDOL. WHICH IS APPROPRIATE SINCE I THINK ALL TINHATS ARE MANUFACTURED THERE.

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Adam popped up as sort of a global ambassador for Idol or something during the launch of the Idol brand in China. First he performed Mad World during the opening ceremonies… Then he came into the audition room to “audition” and then sit alongside cardigan!man, yellow!man, Chinese!Paula and Chinese!Pat from SNL to judge a woman …

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May 17

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

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SO BY NOW YOU ALL KNOW THAT ADAM SLAYETH THE WORLD ON IDOL LAST NIGHT.. THERE’S MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT RYDAM! EPIC RYDAM IS ALWAYS EPIC. ADAM POSED WITH MILEY CYRUS! ERM, I MEAN HIS DUET PARTNER ANGIE! SOME BALD CHICK SHOWED UP! THERE WAS HOT MILF ON MILF ACTION!!! HE WAS SUPER ADORABLE BACKSTAGE WITH …

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Apr 23

BITS N PIECES

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A lot has happened since I was temporarily out of service yesterday–INSOMNIA CAN BE A BITCH–but I’m more rested and awake today so let’s have some goodies. First Adam was adorable while taping Chinese Idol in his Miami matching prints and hair that defies gravity: OH LOOK DOESN’T HE LOOK EVER SO NATURAL STANDING THUR …

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Mar 21

IN RUSSIA THEY DON’T PRETEND TRANSLATE VIDEOS! VIDEOS PRETEND TRANSLATE YOU!!

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So THIS MTV Russia video came out and while I kind of got the gist of what was going on from a few Twitter peeps, I still craved MOAR!!! I needed to know the real nitty gritty of what these Russian peeps were yammering on about…so I turned to my favorite sloth loving-eggplant eating-null creating–Putin …

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Dec 16

ADAM IS A DIVA. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

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ADAM SHOWS UP TO RED CARPETS DRESSED AS A CARPET. OR AS A PIMP. OR A MOB BOSS. OR THE KINGPIN OF AN INTERNATIONAL DRUG CARTEL. OR AS AN EXTRA FROM THE 1980′S SHOW DYNASTY. TAKE YOUR PICK. EITHER WAY ADAM >>>>>>> YO FAVES. More PICS HERE. And yes there are spikes and studs and …

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