Category Archive: This Is Just Too Easy Lemon Squeezee

Dec 18

ADAM THE WIZARD GRADUATE AND HIS SAD ROAD MANAGER

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TODAY ADAM GRADUATED HOGWARTS! HE IS A REAL WIZARD! Or perhaps he won two awards–best international male and a fan fave ward–at a Chinese awards show. You can watch him win HERE. He attended the awards with his handler/road manager Rob. Why so sad Rob? Why so side eye-ish Adam? What oh what could be …

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Nov 21

STARKURT LOVE TRIANGE: SORRY CHANDELIER. STRIPPER POLE HAS ENTERED THE PICTURE.

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Yesterday the greatest thing in the history of greatest things happened. And this is not an exaggeration. OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN. As we know, per reliable spoiler site Gleek Out Brazil, Kurt and Starchild will have a duet of the song “I Believe In A Thing Called Love’ by the …

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Nov 13

FUN WITH SCREENCAPS: STARKURT SHIPPER EDITION.

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I will be honest. While I always thought Chris Colfer was the BEST actor on Glee, I never shipped his character Kurt with anyone. Not even with Blaine. I KNOW! And though I tried to fight it for all of 5 seconds, the ship of STARKURT seems so wrong it must be right. I SHIP …

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Oct 24

RAWK MITTENS IN AN ELEVATOR…SCREAMIN IT UP WHILE WE’RE GOING DOOOOOOWN!

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Lance Bass seems to have some sort of AMA’s centered Youtube chat show and none other than Jimmy Metal Rawk God himself–or James Durbin as the unwashed masses call him–was a guest on said show. Jimmy teases about putting the finishing touches on his sophomore album (Oh please oh please be bringing metal back!! Someone …

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Apr 13

TINHAT ALERT: CODE RED.

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So we all started to assume the other day when we saw this tweet from a UK based singer/song writer/producer: That the start of Era 3 was underway. But Adam said today at a press conference for Miami Pride that he hasn’t started work on the next album, just a few brainstorming sessions with people, …

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Mar 04

YOU GOT ADAM IN MY ELVIS! YOU GOT ELVIS IN MY ADAM! A TOTALLY UNSCIENTIFIC FASHION RELATED THEORY.

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(Here’s a little non concert tour fun in between stops–even if only Melirose enjoys it LOL) Don’t get thrown off by the title my friends. I am not gonna say that Adam is Elvis reincarnated. That is silly. That is ridiculous. Especially when it’s clear that Adam is Helen of Troy reincarnated. Ya know, the …

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Feb 27

SEXY WEDGIE TIME!!!

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That is what Adam is doing right? “There he goes, my baby’s undies ride so low…so Imma fix that for you right now! Muwhahah!” Or wait….maybe Adam is the quarterback and Terrance is about to hike him his balls–erm,I mean the ball? Hmmm I need to study this picture more to fully understand what is …

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Jan 17

ADAM’S VAMPIRE POWERS WREAK HAVOC ON TECHNOLOGY AND ALLERGIES

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I haven’t been feeling like blogging much lately but THIS MADE ME LOL SO HARD. Some show I have never heard of about black geeks or whatnot is having some technical difficulties of the Lambert variety and it’s hysterical. Really it’s just the universe’s way of saying that ADAM NEEDS TO BE ON ALL THE …

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Nov 29

THE MELVIN RETURNS…AND OTHER IMPORTANT THINGS.

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Well it’s not really so much a melvin as it is the MASTACHE. Melvins are unnaturally dark and scary and sculpted within an inch of their lives like one of Edward Scissorhands hairdo’s….this is more free flowing and subtle and GOSH DARNIT I LIKE IT. It’s George Michael-esque from his Faith era. WELL I GUESS …

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Aug 28

TWATS FROM THE PILLOW

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So today Adam had a drug fueled (Well, Ambien fueled. I’m just glad he didn’t sleep drive his car off a cliff or sleep internet shop for more leather ponchos!) Twitter party and….it was the best slash weirdest thing ever. Ya want filter? WELL GET OUTTA HERE!! ADAM HAS NO STINKIN FILTER YA DIRTY COMMIE! …

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