Category Archive: KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Aug 31

FROM THE FANDOM HANDBOOK: HOW TO EFFECTIVELY USE THE COMMENT SECTION

A few days ago Adam decided to favorite this tweet: And some fans thought this was him sending us a message since, well, he favorited another tweet basically saying so: Could it be that Adam is unhappy with the way his fans conduct themselves in comment sections? Is this even possible?!?! HAS HE EVEN READ …

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Dec 30

THE 2013 YEAR IN REVIEW: THE CHUNKEY AWARDS FOR EXCELLENCE EDITION

2013 was a hell of a busy time for Adam Lambert considering he was between albums and wasn’t touring extensively. So many great things happened this year, and on the eve of 2014 let’s relive these moments and hand out some awards for the TOP 50 MOMENTS OF EXCELLENCE IN 2013! Here’s a spoiler alert: …

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Dec 17

CHUNKEY RESPONDS TO THE INTERVIEW FROM THE HEADS OF RCA: AKA FUCKTARD CENTRAL

The two numb skulls that run RCA gave an illuminating interview. Notice how they continually pat themselves on the back over the success of acts that are already well established and or would sell well even if we were in the middle of a fucking zombie apocalypse. That’s the equivalent of patting yourselves on the …

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Feb 25

Supernatural 8.15: Pedo Dog Part Deux: This Time It’s (Really Freaking) Personal

Oh, Jeremy Carver.

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Oct 27

ADAM LAMBERT: SINGER, PART TIME WEATHERMAN, VAMPIRE.

Our favorite vampire is on the loose….again! BECAUSE THINKING OF NEW COSTUME IDEAS IS FOR PUSSIES!!! Adam and the rest of the undead hit up some event called the Halloweenie something or other. I’d investigate more into what this particular event actually was but I’m currently paralyzed with fear at the prospect of having my …

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Apr 27

Supernatural 7.19: But what would the ghost of Susan Lucci do?

Hello, my lovelies! Did you miss me while I was off frolicking in the rainforest and shit? Did you even notice I was gone? No? Well then, fuck all y’all, see if I recap for you bitches ever again. *stomps off* ….oh I can’t be mad at you guys! Here have a video I took …

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Apr 14

AND A NEW SHIP HAS BEEN BORN!

Saw this on Twitter and MY LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN THE SAME. This pic was taken at Durbin’s Viper Room gig by @adamsmadams. I christen this ship: RAWKHURR. Look at the longing in their eyes! Look at how Durbin’s heavily processed blonde locks shake with ~urges that rack his entire being as his crotch-al area …

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Mar 04

THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY LOVE OF MIND BOGGLING DISPLAYS OF ASSHATTERY.

So tonight I was alerted to the most MIND BOGGLING DISPLAY OF ASSHATTERY by none other than he of the rawk mittens himself–James Durbin–and I felt compelled to respond. No I will not go on and on in WORDS about how hypocritical it is for Durbin to whine about someone stealing his Idol “originality” (Personally …

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Feb 05

LANA DEL TACO SNL PARODY

Kristen Wig makes a pretty good Lana but overall the sketch wasn’t that funny. I kinda felt more like SNL was acting a little passive aggressive here, standing up for their TERRIBLE CHOICE of having this chick be a musical guest instead of owning up to the fact that she totally sucked. Ok, well they …

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Feb 01

THE SCARIEST THING YOU WILL SEE ALL DAY.

DEAR GOD IT’S MULTIPLYING. I AM TERRIFIED.

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