Category Archive: I’m Skurred. Hold Me.

Dec 30

THE 2013 YEAR IN REVIEW: THE CHUNKEY AWARDS FOR EXCELLENCE EDITION

2013 was a hell of a busy time for Adam Lambert considering he was between albums and wasn’t touring extensively. So many great things happened this year, and on the eve of 2014 let’s relive these moments and hand out some awards for the TOP 50 MOMENTS OF EXCELLENCE IN 2013! Here’s a spoiler alert: …

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Nov 04

THIS PROMO IS SO GOOD IT’S LIKE GLEE SEASON 1 GOOD!

Here is a new promo and excuse me WHILST I DO THIS:   AND THIS: Now that I’ve gotten that out of my system can we talk about how AMAZING this is? The fact that Starchild is the ONLY one to audition for Kurt’s band is LOLTASTIC and isn’t it adorable how excited he is …

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Oct 27

ADAM GIVES HALLOWEEN METAL A CHANCE!

LOOK OUT JIMMY METAL RAWK GOD!! THERE IS A NEW METAL GOD IN TOWN AND HE HAS FACIAL HAIR AND RAVEN TRESSES YOU COULD ONLY DREAM OF!! HE’S HELL BENT FOR LEATHER WHILE YOU ARE HELL BENT FOR PLEATHER. YOU HAVE NORMAL COLORED EYES WHILE HE HAS AWESOME JAUNDICED EYES FROM A BAD PRISON TAT …

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Aug 21

NEW MUSIC, RYDAM, AND FINNISH PEOPLE ON SKATES. DANCING. SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

GATHER ROUND FOR A NEWS ROUND UP OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!! Last night Adam’s Fairy Glamfather Nile tweeted out these pics: NEW MUSIC?!?!? JIGGA WUT?!?! AND WITH AVICCI AGAIN?!?! ZOMG!! No clue if this is for Adam’s album or Nile’s upcoming album with CHIC or even something for Avicci but I am excited! Also YOU HAVE …

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Aug 08

ADAM AS A …..NEMESIS?

 Adam’s role in Glee has been ~revealed. Well, sort of.   Chris Colfer was on Kelly and Whoever The New Guy Is Now Show  and mentioned that Adam will play Kurt’s “nemesis”. Most blogs/media picking up the info are already casting Adam as some villain due to the word “nemesis” being thrown around, but regardless of …

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Aug 01

ADAM RESPONDS TO JUDGING RUMORS

Adam has issued this response after news broke that next years American Idol Judging panel is rumored to be JLo, Will i am and Keith Urban and that Randy Jackson will be back in ~some capacity. Dear FOX Network, Sincerely, Adam Lambert. WELL SAID. (lolll that this is right above my tinhatting post. Oh well, …

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Jul 30

CRAYKEN AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR DREAM FAIL

So this is from the poster for Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat that Clay Aiken is doing at some gymnasium or community rec center or something in Podunk, USA. It was passed onto me through twitter and before that it came from the portal of hell most likely. Normally I do not cover …

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May 24

AUSTRIA’S BALLS ARE BIG AND COLORFUL.

Last night Adam hopped on the Life Ball Express over to Vienna… And right onto a red carpet. Which is weird but hey that’s the kind of life Adam lives now… (source) PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE CAST OF PRISCILLA QUEEN OF THE DESERT LURKING IN THE BACKGROUND. (source) PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE STRANGELY …

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May 22

IS IT FINALLY TIME FOR SOME SWEET IDOL ON IDOL ACTION?

COULD THIS BE THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL PANEL? (Pic from HERE) Today Vulture broke a story that American Idol is considering an ALL FORMER IDOLS judging panel for next season. SCUSE ME WAT!?!?! ADAM AS A JUDGE? KELLY AS A JUDGE? JHUD AS JUDGE? BUT…..CLAY AS A JUDGE? SRSLY THO….THEY NAME CHECKED HIM I MEAN….IT …

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Feb 26

THIS CONCERT IS BANANAS! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

So tonight or yesterday or WHATEVER (time zones are hard yo) Adam had his last concert in Japan in Osaka and it was BANANAS YO. Literally. As in someone threw a “Trespassing” banana onstage. Adam, having practice in dodging phallic shaped things flying at his head (Wut? The Idols Live tour guys! People threw dildos. …

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