Category Archive: FAIL

Dec 30

THE 2013 YEAR IN REVIEW: THE CHUNKEY AWARDS FOR EXCELLENCE EDITION

2013 was a hell of a busy time for Adam Lambert considering he was between albums and wasn’t touring extensively. So many great things happened this year, and on the eve of 2014 let’s relive these moments and hand out some awards for the TOP 50 MOMENTS OF EXCELLENCE IN 2013! Here’s a spoiler alert: …

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Aug 01

ADAM RESPONDS TO JUDGING RUMORS

Adam has issued this response after news broke that next years American Idol Judging panel is rumored to be JLo, Will i am and Keith Urban and that Randy Jackson will be back in ~some capacity. Dear FOX Network, Sincerely, Adam Lambert. WELL SAID. (lolll that this is right above my tinhatting post. Oh well, …

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Jul 30

CRAYKEN AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR DREAM FAIL

So this is from the poster for Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat that Clay Aiken is doing at some gymnasium or community rec center or something in Podunk, USA. It was passed onto me through twitter and before that it came from the portal of hell most likely. Normally I do not cover …

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Apr 17

Banjee, Apopstarsgottaeat, But Who Is Eddie

Well Adam had a little twitter party while waiting for his dinner (oh you know Sauli was cooking while he was chatting lol). I side eye the people who ask the usual “fave” question but I did learn something new: [blackbirdpie id=”192423376017555456″] BANJEE??  *GOES TO URBAN DICTIONARY* Young man or woman (usually black/latino) who has …

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Apr 17

BOTTOM OF SHOE IT WAS STUCK TO NOT INCLUDED

This is just gross. FIRST EDITION!?!?! Well that totally changes everything! Everyone knows first editions are more valuable! *whips out credit card* But there is just ONE MORE question to ask….did the piece of gum belong to Light!Adam or Dark!Adam? I NEED TO KNOW THIS!!

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Mar 28

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH EXCLAMATION POINTS FOR THE FEELINGS I AM FEELING!!!11

First…sit down. Second….take a look at this: Ah, isn’t that nice? Isn’t that ~calming? Look at those awesome stripes! Don’t they fill you with warm fuzzies? Those lips…aren’t they all duck like and wonderful? And that hair! Amazing! Fluffy and soft. Emo-adjacent! Isn’t everything feeling right with the world? Don’t you feel all happy and …

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Mar 09

SO…..THIS HAPPENED.

So Adam tweeted the cover to some BTIKM remixes or whatever. I am REALLY trying super hard not to laugh but… AH FUCK IT. A for effort tho I suppose!

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Feb 06

Public intoxication is the new black

Seems HH isn’t the only celeb who can get drunk and start a brawl with their significant other. TMZ says Randy Travis was stumbling drunk in front of a church after getting in a fight with his girlfriend. According to the police report, cops observed Randy sitting in a black car with no lights on …

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Jan 31

Your new gay BFF… and more orange boobs!

So, it looks like HH’s exes have been busy. Cheeks is continuing his takeover of the social media world with yet another platform… Tumblr! And the duck has a new series of paintings that look… well, a lot like the ones he’s done before. Anyway, come on in and find out the answers to your …

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Jan 13

THE ONLY TITLE I COULD THINK OF WAS “WUT THE FRAK?!?!”

So last night on Conan THIS happened: I could write EPIC paragraphs about why I didn’t like this performance…but I won’t. [blackbirdpie id=”157901095572750336″] Aw snap! Does this mean Adam is kissing arse because he is worried that Durbin is gonna do this to him? Hmmm does this mean the rest of the interwebz liked this …

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