Category Archive: Awkwaaard

Sep 23

POLL TIME. BATTLE OF THE BERTS: JLO VS RYAN

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This past week Adam stepped in to film Idol season 14 audition rounds in NYC since Keith Urban was unavailable due to the death of Nicole’s father. (OMG LOOK IT’S ADAM LEVINE AND SHAKIRA AND THAT COUNTRY GUY WHO IS MARRIED TO MIRANDA LAMBERT! WAIT….THAT’S NOT RIGHT….) And not only did we get to see …

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Nov 04

THIS PROMO IS SO GOOD IT’S LIKE GLEE SEASON 1 GOOD!

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Here is a new promo and excuse me WHILST I DO THIS:   AND THIS: Now that I’ve gotten that out of my system can we talk about how AMAZING this is? The fact that Starchild is the ONLY one to audition for Kurt’s band is LOLTASTIC and isn’t it adorable how excited he is …

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Aug 21

NEW MUSIC, RYDAM, AND FINNISH PEOPLE ON SKATES. DANCING. SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

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GATHER ROUND FOR A NEWS ROUND UP OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!! Last night Adam’s Fairy Glamfather Nile tweeted out these pics: NEW MUSIC?!?!? JIGGA WUT?!?! AND WITH AVICCI AGAIN?!?! ZOMG!! No clue if this is for Adam’s album or Nile’s upcoming album with CHIC or even something for Avicci but I am excited! Also YOU HAVE …

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Jul 30

CRAYKEN AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR DREAM FAIL

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So this is from the poster for Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat that Clay Aiken is doing at some gymnasium or community rec center or something in Podunk, USA. It was passed onto me through twitter and before that it came from the portal of hell most likely. Normally I do not cover …

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May 17

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

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SO BY NOW YOU ALL KNOW THAT ADAM SLAYETH THE WORLD ON IDOL LAST NIGHT.. THERE’S MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT RYDAM! EPIC RYDAM IS ALWAYS EPIC. ADAM POSED WITH MILEY CYRUS! ERM, I MEAN HIS DUET PARTNER ANGIE! SOME BALD CHICK SHOWED UP! THERE WAS HOT MILF ON MILF ACTION!!! HE WAS SUPER ADORABLE BACKSTAGE WITH …

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Apr 14

KEEPER OF THE KEY

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Adam received the key to the city of Miami this afternoon, dressed in a matching shirt and pants combo with a print Mrs. Roeper from ‘Three’s Company’ would be highly jealous of. You can watch the ceremony on some Keek’s made by a fan HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE.

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Mar 27

IT’S SIMPLE BIOLOGY

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First he gets a lapdance.. Then he gets wood.

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Mar 05

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN: THE GOKEY CRUISE.

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So Gokey had a cruise to raise money for his late wife’s charity. That’s the back story to this video mmkay. Now here’s a fun game to play while watching this. Try and pick out who in the video is srsly questioning their life choices. I am going with the brunette in the black drape-y …

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Feb 26

THIS CONCERT IS BANANAS! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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So tonight or yesterday or WHATEVER (time zones are hard yo) Adam had his last concert in Japan in Osaka and it was BANANAS YO. Literally. As in someone threw a “Trespassing” banana onstage. Adam, having practice in dodging phallic shaped things flying at his head (Wut? The Idols Live tour guys! People threw dildos. …

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Dec 05

IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YA BETTER PUT A COCK RING ON IT….FOR CHARITY!

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HE IS SELLING HIS COCK RING BRACELET FOR CHARITY YO. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPEAT. NOT A DRILL. I predict this charity auction will top every other charity auction ever in the history of time.In other words… MOM THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS. I EMPTIED OUT MY SAVINGS AND YOUR SAVINGS. …

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