Chunkeymonkey81

Author's details

Name: Chunkeymonkey81
Date registered: November 20, 2010

Biography

When my home Planet Gobstopper was destroyed due to a nearby black hole, my parents Ra and Lod sent me on a spaceship through the universe to escape my imminent demise. Years later, after bouncing around the galaxy and having numerous adventures, I found myself here--where the eggplant and mangoes are plentiful, the fanfic full of pron, the music bumpin', and the fangirls without an ounce of shame. And since I have nowhere else to go....it's here I will stay.

Latest posts

  1. POLL TIME. BATTLE OF THE BERTS: JLO VS RYAN — September 23, 2014
  2. (No title) — September 11, 2014
  3. FROM THE FANDOM HANDBOOK: HOW TO EFFECTIVELY USE THE COMMENT SECTION — August 31, 2014
  4. THE QAL TOUR: A TO Z — August 4, 2014
  5. YES THE SITE IS ALIVE: MY NYC QAL TRIP — July 22, 2014

Most commented posts

  1. CELEBRATE THE END OF GLAMNATION! — 144 comments
  2. ADAM AND SAULI OUT ON THE TOWN. THAT’S NICE BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE HAIR? — 124 comments
  3. OMG HE FROSTED HIS HAIR!! — 104 comments
  4. MARTIN LUTHER KING HAD A DREAM. AND IT WAS ABOUT PEEN OR SOMETHING I’M SURE. — 104 comments
  5. JAMES DURBIN ADDRESSES LAMBERT 2.0 COMPARISONS. — 91 comments

Author's posts listings

Sep 23

POLL TIME. BATTLE OF THE BERTS: JLO VS RYAN

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This past week Adam stepped in to film Idol season 14 audition rounds in NYC since Keith Urban was unavailable due to the death of Nicole’s father. (OMG LOOK IT’S ADAM LEVINE AND SHAKIRA AND THAT COUNTRY GUY WHO IS MARRIED TO MIRANDA LAMBERT! WAIT….THAT’S NOT RIGHT….) And not only did we get to see …

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Sep 11

(No title)

Permanent link to this article: http://www.thehomeplanet.org/2014/09/77420/

Aug 31

FROM THE FANDOM HANDBOOK: HOW TO EFFECTIVELY USE THE COMMENT SECTION

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A few days ago Adam decided to favorite this tweet: And some fans thought this was him sending us a message since, well, he favorited another tweet basically saying so: Could it be that Adam is unhappy with the way his fans conduct themselves in comment sections? Is this even possible?!?! HAS HE EVEN READ …

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Permanent link to this article: http://www.thehomeplanet.org/2014/08/from-the-fandom-handbook-how-to-effectively-use-the-comment-section/

Aug 04

THE QAL TOUR: A TO Z

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The US leg of the Queen + Adam Lambert tour has now come to a close, and even though it is all still pretty fresh in our minds, let’s take a short walk down memory lane with a brief A to Z recap of this leg of the “Once in A Lifetime” tour. Thanks to …

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Jul 22

YES THE SITE IS ALIVE: MY NYC QAL TRIP

Well I don’t know if anyone noticed really but I took a wee sabbatical from blogging for a bit just to rest my creative juices before era 3 and to just enjoy the QAL tour without having to worry about posting picture after picture and video after video. That’s the kind of shit that makes …

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Permanent link to this article: http://www.thehomeplanet.org/2014/07/yes-the-site-is-alive-my-nyc-qal-trip/

May 01

ADAM LAMBERT: IT’S NOT EASY BEING GREEN. OR FINDING SOCKS.

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In a show of solidarity with all the Florida flood victims this week, Adam brought out these pants to the I Heart Radio Awards: I kid, I kid. Apparently flood pants are in style with the menfolk. As long as they don’t start french rolling them like we did in the eighth grade, I can …

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Permanent link to this article: http://www.thehomeplanet.org/2014/05/adam-lambert-its-not-easy-being-green-or-finding-socks/

Apr 07

LET’S TINHAT: NILE’S BLOG EDITION

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Now I don’t know if any of you all caught this, and my apologies if you did, but @baking4fun and her eagle eyes spotted something very interesting in Nile’s blog today and passed it along. First there is this passage: He’s starting his own music festival eh? Interesting. Busy guy. Then there is this on …

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Permanent link to this article: http://www.thehomeplanet.org/2014/04/lets-tinhat-niles-blog-edition/

Apr 04

LAMBERT VS LEVINE: A REFERENCE MANUAL FOR THE CLUELESS PART 2. ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN.

So quite a while back I made a handy dandy little post about how to tell Adam Lambert and Adam Levine apart, seeing as how tons of random people can’t seem to keep them straight. And while that post was quite informative, and there really shouldn’t be ANY more confusion, it seems that people just …

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Permanent link to this article: http://www.thehomeplanet.org/2014/04/lambert-vs-levine-a-reference-manual-for-the-clueless-part-2-ultimate-showdown/

Apr 02

CHUNKEY’S GLEECAP: CELEBRATE STARCHILD’S AMBIGUOUS GOODBYE!

Elliott “Starchild” Gilbert came into our lives as a whirling dervish of rhinestones and sequins, wrapped up in a killer voice and topped off with a thick head of hair that doesn’t even need hair gel. A glitter rock vampire with nothing but a song in his heart, he blew in from Jersey, land of …

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Permanent link to this article: http://www.thehomeplanet.org/2014/04/chunkeys-gleecap-celebrate-starchilds-ambiguous-goodbye/

Apr 01

CONGRATS ON YOUR FACE AND OTHER PRESSING ISSUES

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FIRST LETS START BY ADMIRING THE VERY PRETTY NEW/OLD PICS ADAM POSTED TO HIS INSTAGRAM AND FACEBOOK WHICH ARE TRULY WORK OF ART. GOOD JOB GENETICS…YOU DONE GOOD. Adam has been very busy today, posting new pics to his Facebook as well as updating all sorts of things all across his social media platforms. Avatars …

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