This past week Adam stepped in to film Idol season 14 audition rounds in NYC since Keith Urban was unavailable due to the death of Nicole’s father.(OMG LOOK IT’S ADAM LEVINE AND SHAKIRA AND THAT COUNTRY GUY WHO IS MARRIED TO MIRANDA LAMBERT! WAIT….THAT’S NOT RIGHT….)
And not only did we get to see him rock TWO different colored suits..
We got to hear a bit about his upcoming third album when he sat down to interview with Ryan. He didn’t say much but he did say he had a new label (duh) and that any and every genre was pretty much on the table (EVEN *GASP* RAP!! WHERE ARE MY PEARLS TO CLUTCH!?!) and that he’s really happy. YAY! But the MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION raised during this unexpected jaunt back to Idol was:
WHO IS THE BIGGER BERT? JLO OR RYAN?
In this corner we have JLo who looks at Adam like this for reasons we have yet to determine:
And in this corner we have Ryan who, well, did this:
“Can you go back to you in a sweaty robe?”
SO WHO HERE IS THE ULTIMATE BERT IN THIS FACE OFF?
Let’s look at the facts here. On one hand we have ultimate diva JLo who is looking at Adam like HE JUST CREATED THE SUN AND MOON AND CHOCOLATE AND SANTA CLAUS AND ORGASMS AND PUPPIES AND NEWBORN BABY SMELL:
LOOK AT THAT FACE PEOPLE! LOOK AT THAT SMILE! LOOK AT THOSE CRAZY EYES! HERE IS ANOTHER PIC OF JLO LOOKING AT HIM:
Yeah. That’s some serious berting my friends. But is it enough to win? Is it enough when on the other hand we have Ryan basically saying:
HEY REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT BEING SWEATY IN A ROBE YEA LET’S GO BACK TO THAT BECAUSE THAT’S REALLY ALL I AM THINKING ABOUT AND THIS IS TOTALLY NORMAL BEHAVIOR BETWEEN TWO BRO’S. DON’T WORRY I AM NOT UNDRESSING YOU WITH MY MIND OR ANYTHING THIS IS A TOTALLY NORMAL BRO LIKE THING TO JOKE ABOUT. BRO.
So who gets YOUR vote?