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POLL TIME. BATTLE OF THE BERTS: JLO VS RYAN

This past week Adam stepped in to film Idol season 14 audition rounds in NYC since Keith Urban was unavailable due to the death of Nicole’s father.

judgeidol(OMG LOOK IT’S ADAM LEVINE AND SHAKIRA AND THAT COUNTRY GUY WHO IS MARRIED TO MIRANDA LAMBERT! WAIT….THAT’S NOT RIGHT….)

And not only did we get to see him rock TWO different colored suits..

We got to hear a bit about his upcoming third album when he sat down to interview with Ryan. He didn’t say much but he did say he had a new label (duh) and that any and every genre was pretty much on the table (EVEN *GASP* RAP!! WHERE ARE MY PEARLS TO CLUTCH!?!) and that he’s really happy. YAY! But the MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION raised during this unexpected jaunt back to Idol was:

WHO IS THE BIGGER BERT? JLO OR RYAN?

 

In this corner we have JLo who looks at Adam like this for reasons we have yet to determine:

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And in this corner we have Ryan who, well, did this:

“Can you go back to you in a sweaty robe?”

ORLY?

SO WHO HERE IS THE ULTIMATE BERT IN THIS FACE OFF?

 

Let’s look at the facts here. On one hand we have ultimate diva JLo who is looking at Adam like HE JUST CREATED THE SUN AND MOON AND CHOCOLATE AND SANTA CLAUS AND ORGASMS AND PUPPIES AND NEWBORN BABY SMELL:

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LOOK AT THAT FACE PEOPLE! LOOK AT THAT SMILE! LOOK AT THOSE CRAZY EYES! HERE IS ANOTHER PIC OF JLO LOOKING AT HIM:

Yeah. That’s some serious berting my friends. But is it enough to win? Is it enough when on the other hand we have Ryan basically saying:

HEY REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT BEING SWEATY IN A ROBE YEA LET’S GO BACK TO THAT BECAUSE THAT’S REALLY ALL I AM THINKING ABOUT AND THIS IS TOTALLY NORMAL BEHAVIOR BETWEEN TWO BRO’S. DON’T WORRY I AM NOT UNDRESSING YOU WITH MY MIND OR ANYTHING THIS IS A TOTALLY NORMAL BRO LIKE THING TO JOKE ABOUT. BRO.

So who gets YOUR vote?

WHO IS THE BIGGEST BERT?

 
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  1. Canadiann

    Hilarious! I voted! Let’s not forget that JLo said that Adam was a “lot of fun” and she “loved him” while on the iHeart Festival red carpet over the weekend Ryan said that Adam was “brilliant” as an AI judge. It’s a tough battle. Let’s see if getting in the last shot will do the trick for Ryan. http://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/faceplant smiley.gif

  2. Melissa aka Retrogrrrl

    lets not forget the very first thing Ryan says as Adam walks in the room is “and here is Adam fully clothed!” Which means before Ryan was probably daydreaming of sweaty nekkid Adam without the robe! Ryan gets my vote for biggest BERT,, he has such a man-crush, he gets absolutely giddy when Adam is around. and who can forget that “Talented Tongue” remark from Idol!? I can still see the look on Adam’s face after that comment!

  3. glambertized4evr

    J LO. the crazy eyes … the crazy face …. ecstatic to the edge of insanity … that’s pretty much what i looked like in my meet and greet pic. legit. best ever.

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  4. glambertized4evr

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  6. Ladycaid

    Ryan hands down. After all,he has been berting longer.

  7. Charbar

    It’s so Ryan. He’s been berting since 2009!!!! Plus he said something about how well dressed Adam always is!!!! This from a man who just launched his on male suits line😜😜

  8. Caro

    Rly? no question, Ryan is OG bert!

  9. sagitariusmoon6

    Ryan!! So awkward crushing,especially from the time of—– my tongue is not as talented as yours—- moment. And Adam is politely chuckle a bit ….. and J-Lo’s face is just like mine http://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_yes.gifIn fact at least once everybody has this face ,or close to it. My VERY str8 husband had an admiration face back in 2009 when he watched Black and White at top 13…..

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