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THE 2013 YEAR IN REVIEW: THE CHUNKEY AWARDS FOR EXCELLENCE EDITION

2013 was a hell of a busy time for Adam Lambert considering he was between albums and wasn’t touring extensively. So many great things happened this year, and on the eve of 2014 let’s relive these moments and hand out some awards for the TOP 50 MOMENTS OF EXCELLENCE IN 2013! Here’s a spoiler alert: Adam totally cleans up!

Chunkeyaward.Excellence after the cut!

(make sure to click the links in each entry to see the original posts with more thingses if you are so inclined)

1.) The Chunkey Award for best Adam Lambert Virus infection goes to:

 

2.) The Chunkey Award for best Furry picture goes to:

3.) The Chunkey Award for “Shadiest” picture goes to:

Relive their performance here:

4.) The Chunkey Award for Highest Hair is a three way tie:

5.) The Chunkey Award for best use of a banana as an accessory goes to:

6.) The Chunkey Award for best “sexy turn and cough” dance move picture goes to:

7.) THE CHUNKEY AWARD FOR BEST ADAM/ELVIS FASHION PARALLEL POST THAT WAS BIG IN BELARUS GOES TO: ME BITCHES!!(and @melirose89)

8.) The Chunkey Award for best gif utilizing fringe goes to:

9.) The Chunkey Award for best photoshop FAIL goes to:

10.) The Chunkey Award for derpiest concert photo goes to:

11.) The Chunkey Award for most overdue recognition goes to:

12.) The Chunkey Award for most amicable break up goes to:

13.) The Chunkey Award for best interview by a man wearing no pants goes to:

14.) The Chunkey Award for best nipple tweakage goes to:

15.) The Chunkey Award for best Glambear goes to:

16.) The Chunkey Award for best 2013 American Idol performance goes to:

17.) The Chunkey Award for best attention hoar Adam is doing his best to ignore goes to:

18.) The Chunkey Award for best ~appropriation of another culture goes to:

19.)The Chunkey Award for best subtle Levine shade goes to:

20.) The Chunkey Award for bertiest mayor of a major American city goes to:

21.) The Chunkey Award for best Adam themed amusement ride goes to:

22.) The Chunky Award for best Melvin/expensive sunglasses combo goes to:

23.) The Chunkey Award for best inappropriate gif made from a cameo in another artists music video goes to:

24.) The Chunkey Award for the littlest bert of them all goes to:

25.) The Chunkey Award for best “this is too easy” picture goes to:

26.) The Chunkey Award for best HOLY FUCK IT FINALLY HAPPENED OH MY GOD PRASE JESUS AND ALLAH AND BUDDA goes to:

Dear Shirley,

Thank you for your continued interest in, and support of, my musical career. After reading your article on July 8th, and seeing the very impassioned responses, I thought it would be good to write and let you know what is actually happening with my next album.

I’ve had an amazing few years working with the team at RCA; I admire all of them a great deal, and truly appreciate the energy & enthusiasm that went into making both “Trespassing” & “For Your Entertainment” successes. 

That said, at this point, we are indeed having the oft-cited “creative differences” as to what my next project will be. Your article was correct, the label is “pushing for an (80′s) covers album,” and feels that this is the only kind of release they are prepared to support. While there are lots of great songs from that decade, my heart is simply not in doing a covers album. 

Over the past four years, I have been truly fortunate to work with an amazing roster of producers, writers and engineers. Thanks to them, I have grown as both a songwriter and a vocalist. Artistically & professionally, I think it is essential that I continue with this evolution. I am already deep into writing new material with some very talented colleagues for a brand new album, and I can’t tell you how excited I am to share this new sound & direction. This music is where my heart is, and I believe that is what my fans want to hear. So after careful consideration, I have made the decision to respectfully part ways with RCA. My passion for the music & respect for the fans will always come first. I am excited to find a new label team who shares this vision.

Yours, 

Adam

27.) The Chunkey Award for best collab (that really should be a single but I am not holding my breath) goes to:

28.) The Chunkey Award for the best thing to come from the 2013 MTV Music Video Awards (sorry Miley) goes to:

JARESUSDAM!

29.) The Chunkey Award for the best thing to come out of Clear Channel’s Evil Overlording of the radio business goes to:

30.) The Chunkey Award for best fake TV band since the Partridge Family goes to:

31.) The Chunkey Award for best rock legend bert goes to:

32.) The Chunkey Award for best Halloween costume that turns your sheets blue when you get home too drunk and tired to take a shower before bed goes to:

33.) The Chunkey Award for best Captain Hook impression goes to:

34.) The Chunkey Award for best unexpected person to have a thing for women of color goes to:

35.) The Chunkey Award for best totally unpretentious stage name goes to:

36.) The Chunkey Award for the BEST THING EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER:

37.) The Chunkey Award for best use of felt goes to:

38.) The Chunkey Award for best mind boggling choreography goes to:

39.) The Chunkey Award for best non awkward Ryan Seacrest experience goes to:

40.) The Chunkey Award for best moment in a ridiculous flower suit goes to:

(Moment may be Photoshopped but whatever lol)

41.) The Chunkey Award for best bubble malfunction goes to:

(not sure who made this)

42.) The Chunkey Award for best biker bar realness goes to:

43.) The Chunkey Award for best “Bond, James Bond.” moment goes to:

44.) The Chunkey Award for the best side eye in all of 2013 goes to:

45.) The Chunkey Award for t-shirt destined to piss off half the fandom and make the other half go “nah nah nah boo boo suck it!” goes to:

(pic courtesy of @ississ)

46.) The Chunkey Award for best corn eating goes to:

47.) The Chunkey Award for hottest love affair that never was goes to:

48.) The Chunkey Award for best dangerous driving goes to:

49.) The Chunkey Award for best exotic dance from someone previously married to Courtney Cox goes to:

50.)The Chunkey Award for best tweet that made me pee my pants in excitement goes to:

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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE CHUNKEY AWARD FOR BEST “I AM SO GONNA HAVE AN AMAZING 2014 BUT I CAN’T TELL YOU YET” FACE GOES TO:

SEE YOU ALL IN 2014! IT’S GONNA BE AN AMAZING YEAR I KNOW IT!!

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  1. stardustpf

    Awww! I love Chunkey, too! Love it!!!http://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_good.gif

  2. Michele

    This is amazing thanks for the laughs.

  3. MalsDoxy

    #36, LMAO and so TRUE!!! great list, agree with all, you so funnehhttp://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_yahoo.gif

  4. Random Medley

    BRAVA!!!!!!

  5. Lain

    oh yeah the WAG tour was this year… I ttly forgot and thought it was last year..
    and I went to the first show of that- silly me.

    2013 was super awesome. so many things happened in this crazy fandom.
    never gets bored when you are a fan of Adam lol

  6. Charbar

    Thanks Chunkey for another fun filled post!!!!! Can’t wait for the excitement that awaits us in 2014!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR ON AND ALLhttp://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_yahoo.gif

  7. PattiHum

    Best post ever! You outdid yourself! I laughed! I cried! I went “Awwwwww!”

  8. glambertized4evr

    another good one chunkey … LOL

    thanks for all the laughs!

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  9. RPeura

    Thank you so much Chunkey! Great, great post! Greetings from Finland!

  10. Onlooker

    This is Hilarious! Thank You! :D Here is help if you need make trophys! ;) https://twitter.com/Adamistic/status/418021091034947584

  11. LuvYaAdam

    I love it, I love it, I love it, but #25 should have come right after #31 – THAT is an extraordinary instrument http://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_wacko.gif

  12. Carolina

    Thank you so much, Chunkey, this was the best ever! Can hardly wait for 2014, and all the new stuff you’ll be posting!

  13. Liking

    So much to take inhttp://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cool.gif I forgot some of themhighlightshttp://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cry.gif but you reminded me in a most http://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_yahoo.gif numerous way, as you always dohttp://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_mail.gif thanks! Now I must run throughnthisvagain, and again…http://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_heart.gifhttp://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_heart.gif

  14. Clair

    Loved every moment that you captured in your Chunky Award list for 2013. Creative, funny and dang–there could be lots more if you had room, right? Thanks!

  15. Clair

    Sorry I spelled your name wrong–CHUNKEY!

  16. doll

    Seacrest could only think of 5. Chunkey, you rock!

  17. muree

    OMG! those awards should really be presented to him!! like REALLY!! they’re all so funny and true !

  18. steelbluelily

    http://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_good.gif Nicely done! What a great way to bring in the new year – thanks Chunkey.

  19. sagitariusmoon6

    Love your post as always,thank you for binging all the best for us!!! I know,you take your own personal and free time to create these awesome pieces!!! I love it with all of my hearthhttp://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_heart.gif!!!! (ya know I’m not really thirsty right now with new years eve and all… so nostalgic and cheesy) Wish the best for my fellow sisters and brothers in 2014 on the Glambert Fields all over the world!!! Happy New Year!!!!http://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wine-drinking-emoticon.gif

    1. sagitariusmoon6

      ”binging” –slaps forehead– I AM drunk

  20. Eargasm

    Thanks Chunkey – love Adam and love your writinghttp://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_yahoo.gif

  21. Joinstar

    How does one out do oneself time after time? Ya gotta be Chunkey! Soooooo very funny and soooooo very true.

  22. Rose

    Why am I just now seeing this? OMG! The Adam Lambert Virus! LOLOL!!!

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