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STARKURT LOVE TRIANGE: SORRY CHANDELIER. STRIPPER POLE HAS ENTERED THE PICTURE.

Yesterday the greatest thing in the history of greatest things happened. And this is not an exaggeration.

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OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

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PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.

As we know, per reliable spoiler site Gleek Out Brazil, Kurt and Starchild will have a duet of the song “I Believe In A Thing Called Love’ by the band The Darkness. Yesterday Adam was filming. The only logical conclusion here is that Kurt and Starchild will have their duet and that stripper poles will feature prominently, the only question is WHY?

A FEW THEORIES:

1.) Being a male stripper is on Starchild’s “artists bucket list”.

2.) He already IS a stripper, and that explains this:

3.) Kurt accompanies Starchild to his weekly Strippercize class. It’s really good for upper body strength.

4.) Starchild knows a few working girls of the pole. He sews them bedazzled boobie tassels in exchange for erotic dancing lessons.

5.) Kurt and Starchild take a tour of the local firehouse. They try on hats. They fondle the ~hoses. They see the pole. Hilarity ensues.

Whatever the reason, ONE thing is clear:

STARKURT IS REAL. STARKURT WILL BE SINGING AND FROLICKING AND SWINGING AROUND PHALLIC SHAPED OBJECTS WHILE SINGING ABOUT KISSING EVERY MINUTE EVER HOUR EVERY DAY. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

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Clearly the Glee writers have some sort of ‘Starchild swinging on things” kink and I for one am not complaining!! What else could he swing off of by the end of his tenure?

A basketball hoop?

swing1The Brooklyn Bridge?

swing2A helicopter?

swing3A baby mobile?

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STAY TUNED FOR MORE SWINGING EXCITEMENT! AND HOPEFULLY SOME OF THIS:

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  1. adamluv1000

    http://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_yahoo.gif LOL So good as always! Love the giant baby with Adam — scary..

  2. Purplegirll

    loling til the mobile then I saw the giant baby which reminds me of the giant baby as a car commercial WHICH FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT FOR REASONS I DUNNO

    and HELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO no Magic Mike gifs available instead of miss unsanitarily licking things that ought not to be licked

  3. sagitariusmoon6

    Kurt and Starchild visit the local firehouse? Try on hats and fondle hoses? OMG!!!http://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_yahoo.gif I can see the sexy fireman uniforms bedazzledhttp://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_good.gif the red glitter everywhere,sensual stripper-boys on poles,and all the space monsters falling on their knees( or foreheads,or jaws or whatever their biological entities require…….http://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_mail.gifhttp://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_mail.gif) and submitting to the wonderful pair (hoping deeply in their heart for…..dunno……..kisses at least??? Love it!!!!! ( maybe singing ” Hot Blooded ” too……)

  4. Lauriellen

    I’m trying to come up with a Glee type scenario for why they would be pole dancing. It can’t be too ridiculous if it’s Glee.

    What else could Starchild swing from? A ship.

  5. Random Medley

    i am amused, I am amused, I am amused again and then THE FUCING BROOKLYN BRIDGE… DYING http://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/Patricksdaygold005.gif

  6. Liking

    Younjustbshipped me into orbit with your ideas for Adam and Chris pole dancing http://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_yahoo.gif. The imagination is a vivid toolhttp://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_whistle3.gif. But I will try adding thing forvAdam to swing from as I wait impatientlyhttp://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_mail.gif and respond to your blogs. Winner winner turkey dinner. Yum yum
    http://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_wacko.gif

  7. nonotme

    Wait, on this side of the country people swing on the Golden Gate Bridge. Can you post a picture of that so I can see if I approve? Or perhaps pole dancing in North Beach in SF?

    peace&love

  8. Cubic

    I truly believe in #2! And the reason they were pole dancing is cos Kurt wants to spice up his relationship with Blaine and Adam has a few good moves to show him. StarKurt will happen sooner or later.

  9. modestychild

    Pole dancing, this can go in so many directions. The thought of Starkurt performing I Believe In Love with the aid of pole has got me drooling with excitement! It’s going to be dope! http://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_wacko.gif

  10. Yvette

    LMAO..This made my day…xx

  11. Robert

    Oh lord did this make me laugh. You chunkiest of monkeys, you.

    1. chunkeymonkey81

      OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ROBERT HOW I HAVE MISSED THEEEEEEEEE *GRABS U AND NUZZLES U CLOSE*

  12. bud

    yayyyyy you chunkeyhttp://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_yahoo.gif

    I am quite partial to starchild making bedazzled trinkets for strippers boobs in exchange for pole lessons.
    I can see ithttp://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_wacko.gif

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