STOP. THE. PRESSES.
Adam DIDN’T shave for his performance at the biggest awards show for all the Asian speaking countries on the planet?!?!?! You mean tweeting him and telling him that his “mastache” would make him look ugly only made him hold onto it harder?!?! As if, oh I don’t know, he kept it to prove a point about how he gonna do wut he wants to do and doesn’t give a fuck?!?!
Anyways he kept his George Michael look for the MAMA festivities and rocked it at a press conference before the show:
And then he strode into the red carpet like some sort of cartoon super villain
KNEEL BEFORE GEORGE MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I SAID KNEEEEEEEEEEEL!!
OH SO YOU DON’T WANT TO KNEEL? WELL THEN PREPARE TO DIE. IF NOT BY MY STEELY DEATH GLARE BUT BY HOW MUCH THIS BAD ASS COAT COSTS. SRSLY. WHEN I TELL YOU HOW MUCH IT COSTS YOU WILL DIE!!
(Let’s see that in motion shall we?)
Then after he was done strutting the red carpet he decked himself out in his best striped leather and creepy slash cool looking green-yellow contacts and STARED INTO MY SOUL.
Then this happened:
PSYBERT IS REAL. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID. GLAMNAM STYLE FOREVER.