Sooooooo I don’t have time to do a full minicap of the Christmas episode, but I figured I needed to celebrate it in some way. To me, it’s a perfect episode and represents everything I love about the show wrapped up into 42 minutes. And goddamn, the boys never, ever, ever look more beautiful. God bless the cinematographer.
Clusterfuck of caps, gifs, and random asides after the jump!
What better way to start us off than with a creepy Santa (which I think you all know is my latest fascination–points to avi)
Of course there’s an even creepier on in this episode. TWO OF THEM! It’s almost like Christmas
OK let’s begin objectifying these boys, shall we?? From the very first fucking scene, they are gorgeous. I mean, Natural Light 4-Lyfe
I even love Dimples’ hair! Yes, I see forehead, but it’s the perfect length and even the flippies are tasteful lol
The next scenes is one of my favorites for sheer aesthetic value. I mean, the catalog of Samfaces alone are worth watching the episode.
We start with the classic Upside Down Smile
Move on to a”DEAN, WHAT??” face
Followed by a momentary Deep Thinking Face
Before we get a full on smorgasbord of a Bitchface
Freckles is perplexed for a moment at the sheer epic
But then accepts it and moves on
Back outside and we are confronted with a popped collar and clear freckles. My life is made.
Dimples, however, is confronted with his doppelganger, and not too happy about it
ZOMG prepare for Weechesters!
I see Freckles!
CREEPY SANTA ALERT!!
Elf Girl thinks Dimples is a pedophile…
No ha, nooooo.
Kripke shouts “THIS EPISODE HAS BEEN TOO BRIGHT, BRING ON THE DARK!”
“You look pretty in the dark too, cowboy”
“Hmm, good point.”
HOBO SANTA’S BACK!
The Boys are flummoxed as to why I love Hobo!Santa so much
Then Jensen Ackles does his best to distract me with his overwhelming and stupid face.
It sure works on DON
Although I don’t think that’s what Freckles had in mind.
Hi bbColin, welcome back! Noooooo don’t be sad!
Nooooo don’t cry!
OMG STOP! Not the Full Face of Tears!
Honey, it’s okay. One day you grow up into THIS:
Freckles is mighty pleased with your progress.
Then this happens.
Did someone say “Double Winchester Christmas Bondage??”
“Why, yes DON, I think they did!”
“You like this one, don’t you Don?”
“You know it, honey!”
“This is soooo not what I meant when I said I like things in my mouth”
“Hey stop that! Only I get to do that! I’MA RABBIT!”
“Try not to get it directly in the eyes, ok?”
“I’ll do my best!”
“Isn’t she kinda old for us, dude?”
“Rude little boy, aren’t we now?”
“Can we get back to the actual storyline now?”
“But that’s just gonna make us sad, Dean”
“Why’s that, Sammy?”
“Oh yeah, that.”
“How about we just watch the best scene ever instead? Sound good?”
“Yeah, Sammy, that sounds real good”
Most content Dean Winchester’s ever looked?
And then they…………..
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