So, believe it or not….I kinda loved this episode. It didn’t make me feel GOOD or anything, but for the first time in a while I felt like perhaps we were getting somewhere. I also didn’t want to chase after Sera Gamble with a pitchfork this week either so baby steps!
We open in another non-descript diner in ILLINOIS and jesus, I’m already worrying about Bushy. A elfin looking waitress is on the phone bitching about some dude, even in front of what looks like her manager. The professionalism is astounding. We get a closeup on her wee mouth as she tells whoever is on the line that all she wants is “the truth.” This is the first of many extreme closeups in this episode, and as a loyal and unrelenting fan of Jensen Ackles face, I would like tell the director “May Chuck bless you.”
Tiny Mouth finally decides to get back to work and goes to pick up some food from the graying line cook. We continue the professionalism as he tells her that he pities her and that she’s pathetic. Well now! Don’t hold back, gramps. We then get this:
Well, that’s apetizing. Tiny Mouth shrugs it off and goes about her business until she is stopped by her manager. He tells her that the new waitress is way hotter than her and I’m giving a side-eye to the TV because he looks like he’d appreciate ol’ Misty’s boobs about as well as the Sassy Gay Archangel, if ya know what I mean.
That makes Tiny Mouth’s tiny mouth turn down at the corners, but she perseveres and attends to a lovely old lady…who admits that she “killed a homeless man once”. Is it wrong that I snorted at this part? It gets even better when TM starts hearing the random thoughts of other customers, including a little girl (Evol SPN Child Alert!) who wants to “burn mummy in her sleep.” TM is not having half as much fun as I am and goes to the drawer to take out the handy diner gun (whaaa?). She calls up her sister to complain about all the newfound voices in her head and of course sis tells he she sucks (but at least she’s not a Soulless Animatron Luciferian Douchebag!) Her tiny mouth wibbles as she ganks herself.
We pop over next to Freckles whispering furiously on the phone to BOBBY while The UnDimpled One gets them hotdogs in what I’m assuming is a totally suspicious manner. He’s telling BOBBY about UnDimpled watching him get turned but I am temporarily distracted by his extra bowleggedness. Maybe something went on offscreen in that hotel room while UnDimpled’s heartbeat was all steady and Freckles was all hungry….
BOBBY reminds him that they did all the back-from-the-dead tests on him and that if he *is* something supernatural, then it’s nothing they’ve seen before. Freckles retorts that it could also be Sammifer.
: Ha! That’s what I’m talking about!
BOBBY asks if he called Sparks but it looks like Angel Radio is on the fritz again and he wants BOBBY to help him instead. Freckles is freaking out and BOBBY tries to calm him down, saying he’ll do some patented research and then tells him “Don’t shoot him.” I LOL for a sec and then I get all sad panda, because he’s actually serious and I wonder how the hell we got to this point. When Freckles says he doesn’t even want to ride in the same car as his brother, I start wibbling like Tiny Mouth. BOBBY tells him that uncovering the mystery of why Dimples Lost His Dimples is his real case and to get working. Suddenly UnDimpled sneaks up on him with Terrifying HotDogs of Doom.
UnDimples is like “RELISH???” and Freckles is all:
“Ketchup,” UnDimpled nods with Evol Glee and Freckles can barely contain his fright.
UnDimpled is like, “why are you afraid of my hot dog? You usually love my hot dog.”
Freckles realizes he can’t refute that so he stays silent instead.
And that is literally how that scene went.
We’re in the next scene and Hallelujah because the boys remembered to put actual SUITS on when pretending to be law enforcement. We’re in Tiny Mouth’s home talking to her sister. Freckles snoops around the house at the various pictures of cats (because of course all “pathetic” chicks are cat ladies *eyeroll*) and then I notice a calender on the wall that says October 2010.
Um….what?? Didn’t we skip a year? Were we a year behind to begin with? Is the Continuity Department just failing miserably again? Am I thinking about this way too hard?
UnDimpled is off questioning the sister while being both creeptastic and delicious in his suit. She lies about her last convo with Tiny Mouth and UnDimpled does the Demon Head Tilt at her, with Bonus Squinty Eyes.
He grills her in an exceptionally brutal way about her lying to him and Freckles is perturbed.
The sister admits that she wasn’t exactly pleasant to ol’ Tiny Mouth in her moment of suicidal need and breaks down in grief. The Soulless One revels in her unhappiness.
: This is some sadist shit right here, babe. Bust out the whip already.
They head outside the house and I’m struck by how fucking long Jared’s hair is…and that he seems to have gone three rounds with a straightening iron.
Before we know it we are in a dentist’s office and I just know this can’t possibly end well. As the dentist starts working, his patient (who is also his friend) starts babbling about how his wife is old and saggy and how he molested the dentist’s daughter. Ladies, you know what’s coming:
I think that all new writers this season are being forced by Head Mistress Gamble to attend a class called “Introduction to Gore: A Ben Edlund Retrospective.”
We’re back to our new supercouple, Dean/Phone, as he checks that the Soulless One isn’t around so he can bitch to BOBBY some more.
BOBBY tells him that he has no idea what to tell him and Freckles gets more freaked out and paranoid. He says there could be a worse case scenario and Freckles is like “Satan is my co-pilot?”
BOBBY says no, the worst case scenario is that this is actually JUST SAM. Freckles, like me and pretty much every other single person I know, cannot even fathom that possibility. He tells BOBBY he has “a day” to figure out what’s up before he’s “handling this.” Let’s note that Freckles is drinking in this scene, as he does in almost every other scene in the episode. He starts to give Orangina a call, before thinking better of it and hanging up.
Can I point out how annoying it is that Kripke/Show spells Cas’ name as “Cass”?? Where the fuck did the extra “s” come from? His name is CaStiel. That’s like calling Sam “Samm” i.e. dumb. Hell, if you are going to give the guy a ridiculous nickname, just call him Sparks already, amirite?
(I personally wanna know who “Don” is)
The Guy Who Lost His Dimples comes back in the room then and is all excited about the Dentist Distaster of 2010. mumbles “sadist” under his breath as Freckles hedges his bets and says he’s going to stay behind to do ~research. This utterly confuses Animatron.
He goes off to check out the dentist story alone, however, and leaves Freckles to panic some more about an impending mustard attack.
Next we see UnDimpled talking to the dental assistant in a NEW suit! It’s charcoal gray and he looks delectable, even if he has straight ironed hair and no soul.
He calls Freckles to give him the scoop on the dentist and they figure out that there is some kind of truth curse going around town. He says he’s going to the morgue and tells Freckles to take the dental office. We pan back to see him researching “doppelgangers” on the laptop.
He goes to check out the office (which still bears the scars of the Edlund Seminar) and discovers both a receipt from Harry’s House of Horns and a snazzy picture of Kenny G on the wall. Lulz.
He flashes back to Tiny Mouth’s cork board, which had a magnet for Harry’s Horns on it. He heads over to the shop and meets Harry, who might actually be a dwarf.
Harry the Dwarf wants to know what Freckles is doing about his horn. Um.
He’s about to split when Harry the Dwarf tells him this stolen horn is “one in a billion.”
Seems that this special horn (which looks vaguely like this…well, I’m not gonna say) is over a thousand years old and was stolen the day that the curse began. Harry is unhappy about this.
Freckles goes back to the motel room to reunite with the laptop and his glass of whiskey (mmhmmm)
I begin to get irrationally excited because he is looking up “Gabriel’s Horn of Truth” on the laptop. OH GABESTER, MY PRECIOUS BEAUTIFUL ANGEL!
He gets bored with the laptop and Batman Voices for Sparks to fly on down .
He gets up from the bed and, of course, Sparks is waiting there for him. He’s all “so, you wanna do this on the counter?”
And Freckles is like, “please tell me you didn’t bring any hot dogs.”
Freckles starts railing on him for only coming when the Horn came into the picture, instead of all the days he’s been begging him to come about The One Without Dimples. He calls him a “dick” (i.e angel) and c’mon dude, stop being so harsh. He was obviously busy having a menage a douze with Bicycle. Guy needs a vacation.
Sparks tells him he didn’t come about UnDimpled because he (once again) doesn’t know anything. Freckles hands out his Sammifer theory for the third time tonight and Sparks says that’s definitely not true because Angel Radio would be buzzing if he got out of the cage.
Then Sparks refills his drink and if I was a Sparkles shipper I’d be all “d’awwwwww!” but I can’t help yelling “ENABLER!” at the TV screen LOLOL.
Sparks reiterates that he has no idea what happened to Dimples’ dimples, and Freckles asks him what happened to him. That he used to be as close to human as an angel could be. Sparks says sadly that he’s “at war” as he turns away from Freckles.
He says certain “regrettable things” are now required of him and I can’t be the only one that thought that sounded pervy. Wait, I am the only one? Shit, how does that always happen.
Freckles finds himself uncomfortable talking about all the dirty things the angels are forcing Sparks to do and brings up Gabe’s Horn. He says they think it’s in town and forcing people to tell the truth. Sparks pops off and Freckles goes back to drinking…
…until Sparks returns to tell him it’s *not* Gabe’s Horn causing the problems in town.
Freckles dismisses him and when Sparks calls his name he barks “What?” in the exact same tone of voice he used when he told him “we’re done” in the Green Room at the end of season four. Aaaaand the fact that I can recall stupid shit like that makes me scared for my own mental health LMAO.
Sparks tells him that he does want to help and that he’ll “make inquiries.” He zaps off again and Freckles keeps drinking.
We go back to The One Without A Soul or Dimples in his impeccable grey suit at the morgue. He inquires about the other bodies, not just “Doctor Giggles”. He looks at the mortician like he can’t understand why his crass Jerry Orbach impression didn’t go over that well.
The mortician tells him that the bodies are all “gone” i.e. zapped into the abyss like they were riding Angel Air. That Soulless Guy Without Bangs looks momentarily perplexed.
The writers say “fuck it” and just stick Freckles in an actual bar in the next scene. He sits watching a Fox New-ish chick on the TV and since she was also playing in the dentist’s office, its safe to say she’s involved somehow. The foxy bartender lady asks Freckles if he wants another shot and he says no because he’s “working.” Hmm, I guess the other 36 drinks he’s had that day don’t count at all. The Man Who Might Be Evol But Has Great Abs calls him then to tell him about a possible Patient Zero in the attacks. Freckles hangs up and decides to keep drinking after all.
Foxy Bartender asks if she can get him anything else and he says he just wants “the truth.” I can barely concentrate on anything because we get an Extreme Close-Up of HIS MOUTH and he has freckles on his bottom lip and I’m just totally fkdsjfadksfjksdfjas right now, OKAY??
Of course the Truth Curse is activated and Foxy Bartender starts telling all her secrets (sham marriage, snorting Oxy like Rush Limbaugh). I can’t tell you much else about this scene because the director has literally INFILTRATED MY BRAIN and is giving me images like this:
How can I be expected to recap scenes like this?!? I feel like Frizz Ease here. Holy Bicycle, help me.
He gets up to leave and a well endowed lady at the bar reveals that she wants him to look at the boobs she just bought. At first he resists.
But then the charmingly smarmy Dean Winchester we know and love returns, if only for a brief moment.
Dean/Phone reunite to call BOBBY, who starts spilling his deepest, darkest…embarrassing personal quirks. He tells Freckles he’s sitting there watching “Tori and Dean” and my first thought is that I thought his TV was broken. As BOBBY pontificates on the talent of Tori Spelling, Freckles realizes that the truth curse works over the phone as well. BOBBY continues on.
Freckles tries to shut him up….
BOBBY, however, is too busy extolling the virtues of small dainty hands rubbing his happy spots.
BOBBY wonders why he’s telling him all this and then realizes:
All at once the Samgirl Society sharpen their knives and head towards South Dakota. However then BOBBY adds that Ol’ Sam is “the better hunter” and they pass their weapons off to the Deangirl Coalition. LOLOL.
BOBBY tells him to not do anything stupid like use the truth curse for nefarious purposes but then starts to add an aside about his first girlfriend being…..
…which might just be the most adorable thing this entire season. That is, however, until the next minute when Freckles gets into the car and impersonates Elizabeth Montgomery in Bewitched.
Meanwhile, The Guy Who Will Hopefully Get Both His Soul and His Dimples Back One Day is talking to Patient Zero’s roommate. We discover that she is also a cat lady with man troubles. O RLY. He attempts to not look evil while he talks to her.
We’re quickly back to Freckles and Phone. It’s Gumbygirl calling and it’s really kinda rapey for him to answer this call knowing that she has no control over what she is going to say. Of course, I’m sure this is Sera’s way of getting us over the Boring Ass Suburban Hump so he takes the call. It looks like she ran out of her Mystic Tan subscription and her hair looks fab, so go Gumby! LOL
To his credit, he tries to get her to talk to him later but she says “you shoved my kid, Dean, how about we do this now.” Woot! Go on with yo bad self, mama. Finalmente!
She tells him to explain what happened to her and for some reason he doesn’t tell her. That’s pretty dumb, considering that she knows about the supernatural stuff and has been pretty damn lenient about it all so far. She asks him if he wants “the truth” and starts telling him that he buries all of his feelings deep down inside. No shit sherlock LOL. Then she basically calls him an alcoholic (ahem) and he says she knew what she signed up for. Then she says she didn’t “expect Sam to come back” and that “the minute he walked through that door I knew it was over.”
THEY ARE BREAKING UP BECAUSE LISA KNOWS SHE CAN NEVER BE SAM.
“You two have the most unhealthy, tangled up, crazy thing I’ve ever seen.”
DON’T FORGET EROTICALLY CO-DEPENDENT SOULMATES WHO DECIDE THE FATE OF THE WORLD BY LOOKING INTO EACH OTHERS EYES!
“And as long as he’s in your life, you’re never gonna be happy.”
DEAN WINCHESTER’S CANON HEAVEN:
Gumby, my dearest, you and your Personality-less Emo Preteen Son are just pale (orange) stand-ins for Sam and Mary.
Of course she realizes that was waaaaay meaner than she intended it to be, but it’s not her fault. She says that she’s not saying to not be close to Dimples and points out she’s close to her sister. Freckles closes his eyes at this point and it’s such a tiny but telling detail because in that moment it’s like he’s saying she will never really understand.
She keeps on trucking and says if her sister died she wouldn’t bring her back from the dead. Freckles finally cuts her off saying that he knows he and Dimples “have issues” (aka mad, psychotic, irrational, beautiful, crazy, JC-happiness-inducing obsessive loooooooove) . Then she tells him her and her kid can’t be in this with him and effectively breaks up with him. I’m super sad for him in this moment even though I can’t even pretend that I don’t want the unhealthy, tangled, crazy thing back. It’s why I’m here and I’m greedy and selfish and every other bad thing you want to say to me but I don’t fucking care because LISA KNOWS SHE CAN’T BE SAM and that makes me squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
The Dude That Lisa Can Never Be Even If He Has No Soul is oblivious to all the drama over at Patient Zero’s house. He does find a cat skull in a box in her room and….ew.
Freckles shows up and they pow-wow in the hallway. He basically admits that he’s under the truth curse and demands his brother answer some questions. UnDimpled is all nonchalant about it and tells him to go ahead. Freckles flat out asks him why he just stood there when Frizz Ease attacked him (although he doesn’t ask about The Smirk of Doom). The Soulless One does a modified Demon Head Swirl before answering.
Then he says…he froze. Which is a blatant fucking lie and both and I huff loud enough to disturb the dog. Jensen Ackles remains gloriously beautiful, however.
Freckles tells him that’s hard to believe since he’s been a “Terminator” since he’s been back. You can see the wheels turning in UnDimpled’s head when he realizes that he is not affected by the truth curse and makes up some story about being in shock. When Freckles doesn’t look convinced he rather indignantly reminds him that he “can’t lie” and reiterates how he would never let anything happen to him.
Freckles finally relents and apologizes (not again, ugh) for doubting him. He says he thought he saw something but he must have been wrong (he totally was staring at Dimples’ mouth during this part, guuuuh, sorry lmao) and that it’s been a really fucking bad day.
He Who’s Soul Is Lost goes from attempted-puppy face:
to Soulless Animatron Face in two seconds flat:
which of course makes me scream futilely at the television.
Back to the motel where the Boys are figuring out that Patient Zero used the cat skull (among other things) for a spell to summon Veritas, the Goddess of Truth
Seems Veritas slams you with the truth until you kill yourself and then eats you. Seriously guys? All pagan gods are cannibals again? I fanwanked this last time, but it’s getting a little dumb at this point. Anyway, she was supposedly one of those gods that came down to talk to the people or as Freckles calls her “an attention whore.” They somehow connect that to the modern day version i.e. Television Political Pundits i.e. The Chick on the TV in the Bar with the Palin-esque styling.
They manage to bribe their way into the station and take Faux-Sarah’s harddrive. They start searching through endless stock footage when they get back to the motel. Or should I say UnDimpled does. Freckles just hangs out and eats LMAO.
Suddenly Jared Padalecki is on my TV screen in nothing but a gray t-shirt. I send the Bicep Alert into the night sky to Kat way over in the hinterlands of “Canada”
Finally, as Freckles eats pizza, The Guy With No Soul But Epic Forearms spots something suspcious on one of the reels. Turns out Faux-Sarah is a little freaked out about a dog behind her (um, I probably wouldn’t be too pleased about a doberman barking directly at me, but I digress) . The eyes give it away, however, and they have found Veritas.
They follow her home and seriously, how much does she make? Isn’t she a local news anchor in Illinois, for fuck’s sake. Look at her damn house and car:
Freckles busts out two knives and his brother busts out a jar of ……dog’s blood. REALLY???? REALLLLLLLLY?????? Sammy’s off killing DOGS now!?!?!
SERA SLEDGEMAMMER # 1588
Yeah, we really didn’t need that detail for us to realize that Dimples is ~not himself, Sera.
No seriously, her house is magnificent, sign me up for this truth telling shit. Anyway, they go creeping around the house like they usually do until they find a multitude of cats, a shrine, and, oh, some dead bodies. Veritas, however, doesn’t appreciate them not ringing the doorbell.
We come back from the break and see both Boys tied up and I’m like FINALLY! Bondage!Sammy hasn’t been around all season and I’ve been sentimental in how much I’ve missed him.
Veritas, looking mega hot in her gold gown, tells Freckles’ he’s on the menu next. There is a really easy joke in there about wanting to put Jensen Ackles in your mouth, but I’m so gonna refrain from making it. She does, however do THIS and REALLY EDLUND? I see you cackling in the writer’s room as you scrawl notes on this poor script.
Bondage!Sammy tries to ignore the Pagan-Gods-Are-All-Cannibals wank by doing one more thing to piss me off, i.e try to get out of bondage. DAMMIT dude, give me at least 10 minutes to enjoy this, will ya? Anyway, Veritas says that they are gonna be tasty morsels because they lie for a living. Of course before she does that she decides to have a little fun and have them play a game of “Truth or Truth.” Then, kneeling down to Freckles she asks him how he “really feels about his brother.” GURL, I have read this fic, give it to me!
Alas, this is the CW not LJ, so his answer isn’t nearly as fun. Freckles says that he feels better now, but that the night before he wanted to “kill him in his sleep” because he was “a monster.” The Evol Guy Who Smells Like Sunshine is like “ruh roh?”
Then he veers off into the territory I like to call The Northern Dean Province of Woobification. He tells her that The Guy With No Dimples is just acting like A Guy With Freckles i.e. himself. DUDE, when have we ever looked at Freckles and thought for one second “yeah, he would totally let Sam get turned into Vamp food to help us take down the monster!” Even in Season 1 (i.e. the “ruthless hunter Dean” phase) Freckles had plenty of empathy for people. Remember “Dead in the Water”? Episode THREE in the entire series? Look at any of his scenes with little Lucas and tell me that you can compare him to the Soulless One. Of course this is how *Dean* sees himself and I just wanna:
He continues on by saying even though he wanted out, he realized that all he was good for was “slicing throats” and that “I ain’t a father. I’m a killer.”
Dude. DUDE. I know you are having a bad day. But why are we back here again?? Yes, Dean Winchester’s Emo Man Pain of Devastating Self-Hatred is Epic and Canon, but the repetitiveness of it all is tiring. Did all the character growth just dissipate? Ok, I’m going to go with it and say that I think a lot of this goes back to feeling like he failed Dimples again. After all, he was defacto parent to him during a good part of their lives, and him only acknowledging his hunter side vs. his nuturing side can completely relate to the fact that his brother is sitting there next to him without a soul. Freckles is good at feeling like a failure. Some would call it him default mode, even if I hoped he was somehow past it.
The Less Woobie One remains stoic throughout.
Veritas is pleased with the self-hatred and moves on to him, but not before making a “Natural Born Killers” joke (and of course poor Freckles is the girl lol). UnDimpled looks over at Freckles, who is giving him the Classic Dean Winchester Woobie Look.
The Guy With No Soul But Really Terrific Cheekbones makes up some bullshit answer about them having each others backs and blah blah, and Veritas is like “oh hell no, bitch, you are a lying liar who lies!” It’s safe to say she is pissed and wants to know how the hell he is doing it.
Then she says “you’re not human” and he’s all like “shut uuuuuup”
and Freckles is all like “wooooooooooooooobie!”
and then UnDimpled is like “I’ma RABBIT!”
…before busting out of his bondage and going after her. A tussle ensues and she goes for the throat, like most SPN villains.
Luckily Freckles manages to get out of his bonds just in time to gank her with a crowbar. This brings out her pussy cat side.
UnDimpled manages to get her on the other side with the knife dipped in dog’s blood (blech) and she’s dead. He thinks all is well until Freckles takes offense with that “he’s not human” thing and holds a knife on him.
Freckles is all “you are not my brother” and UnDimpled is like “noooo, I totally am, pinky swear!” Freckles doesn’t buy it.
FINALLY UnDimpled not only admits that there is something “really wrong” with him but that he let Freckles get turned by Frizz Ease. He excuses it by saying that he knew there was a cure and that he knew Freckles could “handle it” (exactly what I said in my recap last week about his rationalization of it). Freckles literally barks out “handle it? I could have died! I could have killed Ben” and UnDimpled admits that although that should “stop him cold” it doesn’t because he doesn’t “feel it.” He says he’s a better hunter than he’s ever been because nothing scares him…because he literally can’t feel enough to be afraid. The full on Puppy Eyes come out as he says:
Ok, I admit it. My very first reaction to this little speech was tears. I suddenly felt so overwhelmingly sad for Dimples (he totally grew his dimples back for a sec!) that I wanted to hug him and sing “Hey Jude” to him and feed him tomato rice soup and cut the crusts off his PB&J. And yet. A second later I thought “my god, he’s playing him like the Horn of Gabriel.” I was completely and utterly conflicted and I literally said “Bravo, Jared” out loud. Freckles seemed to share my thought process for a minute:
There’s that moment there where Dimples is like “ok, that’s it then. Moving on” until:
He then proceeds to punch him FIFTEEN TIMES. If this was not Supernatural, where gunshot wounds and broken bones heal within 39 minutes, I would say that he went beyond a broken nose and shattered cheekbone right into brain damage territory.
Let’s talk about this for a second. The parallel that I automatically thought of was when Freckles demolished the Impala in Season 2.
(bonus Bangs, Samulet, and sweaty t-shirts!)
Here you have Freckles taking out his rage and feelings of impotency on something he loves desperately, even with the knowledge that he’ll likely have to put the pieces back together again. Did the first punch make me happy? Yup. Did the third? The tenth? The fifteenth? Nah, I was too busy crying to be happy. Even more striking? Dimples didn’t fight back. Not once. He closed his eyes and took the punches with the grief until he wasn’t conscious enough to consider it.
Dimples is Dexter.
In other words, he’s acting like a classic sociopath. He can fake emotion if it relates to self preservation (i.e. looking panicked when Freckles is threatening him, looking sad when Freckles accuses him, even being upset with Sparks for not answering him, since answering him was about his own survival instinct). I think he can only understand things that help him survive on a day to day basis, and can’t feel any kind of empathy. Part of being a sociopath (which technically is a sort of biological lack of empathy and the acceptance that *doing wrong* actually means something) is that you need to understand how to act “normal” in order to survive undetected. It’s an intellectual impulse. He doesn’t necessarily get off on other people’s distress (like a sadist, for example) but he sees it as proof of their “weakness” and his own superiority. He can’t feel remorse or shame because there’s nothing in him that tells him that other people deserve it. He’s living on the endorphins of his basest instincts and the power that gives him is intoxicating in its simplicity. For someone with a lifetime of control issues, it’s probably a terribly liberating thing to accept.
Suddenly, I am completely riveted by what is going on with Sam Winchester. Damn you Sera Gamble, you got me!
I was officially riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight y’all!
Matt Cohen’s Thighs Hotness Scale: Epic Closeups +50,000; New Gray Suit +1000
Old Spice Clouded Hinky Meter: What part of “sociopath” don’t you understand? -20,000
XX Chromosome Factor: Veritas was hot +1000; Gumbygirl became Mama Grizzly +5000
Wincestosity: Lisa broke up with Freckles because he wants to fuck his brother +1million
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